Don't insult me by asking me why I charge $150 to set you on fire. I AM PROVIDING A SERVICE. I AM A SERVICE WORKER OK!! - ThreadSky

fairygodmegan.bsky.social • 242 days ago

Don't insult me by asking me why I charge $150 to set you on fire. I AM PROVIDING A SERVICE. I AM A SERVICE WORKER OK!!

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jameslittlewood.bsky.social•221 days ago

Can I get that as a combo pls with an x large findom & fries k thx

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•71 days ago

$225 for the premium subscription

muntzert.bsky.social•71 days ago

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•134 days ago

That first responder life

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•71 days ago

Lmaoo I'm hilarious.

Fuck any of you who ever ignore me

therottenking.bsky.social•217 days ago

Gasoline ain't cheap

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•217 days ago

Investing money into my independent business like the ambitious bitch I am and these mother fuckers want a barbecue for free

rwruedii.bsky.social•240 days ago

Service work doesn't usually pay that high.

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•240 days ago

Yes, but this is a high demand, low supply type of situation, so I ask for market price

yurei.bsky.social•242 days ago

Instead plaintively plea "YES, QUEEN, LIGHT ME UP AGAIN?" while you're still smoldering from the previous session and handing over another $150

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•240 days ago

Would you like me to jab you with something sharp for awhile first so that way we can drag it out a bit/have a little fun with it?

yurei.bsky.social•240 days ago

No, no, no shsrp things, pls. I'm trying to hold onto my red liquid stuff for as long as I can.

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•71 days ago

I mean I'm about to incinerate it so...

petestaiano.com•242 days ago

I HAD A DISCOUNT CODE

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•242 days ago

That website is not a legit promo code site and you know it, sir. Now would you like your immolation or not???

petestaiano.com•242 days ago

*sigh* *douses self in gasoline*

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•242 days ago

Wonderful. Now don't forget to Venmo me the $15 before I set you fire.

petestaiano.com•242 days ago

I only use Zelle

fairygodmegan.bsky.social•242 days ago

Not for much longer.

Now get in the back of the line and download Venmo. Enough is enough.

I have many patient men here waiting to die a brutal death, which is saying a lot because men in general aren't patient.

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