If they ever arrest Trump, they should tie him to a chair Clockwork Orange-style and have him watch on a loop hundreds of videos where regular people ridicule his low IQ and congenital malformations until he dies from lack of sleep.
He's been a bully all his life, it's time for payback.
That's solid for a first draft. I like where it's headed.
Or maybe something like, "I know nothing about these cards you keep talking about, but I know you love Russia, so let's play some roulette . . ."
We can keep workshopping it. There's something there. 🤔
We've all had to face a lot of hard truths lately, & we now need to also acknowledge that a scenario such as we're describing would most certainly require Love Canal levels of remediation afterward. Depends is just not up to the task of containing what is surely compacting & fermenting in his bowels
If only it were that simple, I could really enjoy watching him turn that corner. Add about another dozen angry moose and 200 murder chickens so he can lead a parade of fascists around the corner.
Someone's got to do it. Now, his disgusting, 'Murican gun culture has come to Toronto. Take your GD guns and fuck off out of here, you creeps! We will never surrender to a shitty-smelling, orange fool or 70 million freaks with red hats.
I just want to say to our Canadian brothers that our election was stolen and a mad man who has ties to Russia is intentionally antagonizing our neighbours in the HOPES they will destroy America.
Don’t play into their schemes. You will be used by Russia if you aren’t clear headed and anticipating.
The cheddar will finish that ass off, you'll see - he only ever consumes "cheese food product" on his hamberders. Of course, the Timmie's coffee would do the job, too - can't imagine what passes for coffee, or covfefe, at his golf motel.
Trump and his sycophants poked the polar bear, bashed the beaver, rammed the moose and shit on the geese...and 🇨🇦 will not be beaten! Trump has united 🇨🇦 as well the Commonwealth like nothing before! 💪 So bring it.
You're not going to get your hands on him, so blockade, protest, boycott and file lawsuits. Tens of millions of us doing that will fold them at the knees.
what would make it more hilarious is if as they're about to jump him these guys set up a streachat from a russian ISIS camp about to yell MISSION ACCOMPLISHED soon as the orange cheeto picks up and they see it all
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He's been a bully all his life, it's time for payback.
How come so many pictures of them are deceptively cute?
Or maybe something like, "I know nothing about these cards you keep talking about, but I know you love Russia, so let's play some roulette . . ."
We can keep workshopping it. There's something there. 🤔
Cheesy
Such wonderful spirit !!
Bavaria stands with Canada !
💙 🇨🇦 💙
Don’t play into their schemes. You will be used by Russia if you aren’t clear headed and anticipating.
Have at boys!!!
But we're gonna need more Pirates ;
https://www.originalpiratematerial.co.uk/podcast
… get him!
Also, the Canada goose does not need a weapon.
"Sic him."