You may be twice my height, but I'm several times your weight. Yordles are meant to be fuckhuge! 🎨: @rompinpomps.bsky.social - ThreadSky

darknevoir.bsky.social • 152 days ago

You may be twice my height, but I'm several times your weight. Yordles are meant to be fuckhuge!

🎨: @rompinpomps.bsky.social

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ram125.bsky.social•152 days ago

Now that is the proper yordle size. Although one could say, ..bigger >:3

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

Always bigger~

ram125.bsky.social•152 days ago

Gotta make sure you’re at least as wide as I am tall ;3

werewolf-witch.bsky.social•151 days ago

I happen to know a thing or two about fuckhuge yordles myself

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

What's better than one huge yordle? Multiple huge yordles that outgrow the universe!

werewolf-witch.bsky.social•151 days ago

Be careful if you date a cosmic-god kind of Yordle, because you might just be living inside him

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

And if you start taking on yordley features, that's actually normal and how you're supposed to look

purrcules.bsky.social•151 days ago

You’re on.

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

You can try, but you've got an uphill battle ahead of you :P

purrcules.bsky.social•151 days ago

Everywhere is uphill to a guy your height >:)

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

Keep saying that and you'll end up with your face shoved between pec boulders ;3

erasmusfade.bsky.social•151 days ago

Bro be struggling to reach the door handle but have to turn sideways to BARELY squeeze through the door frame.

taebenthekeaben.bsky.social•151 days ago

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

chameleoniris.bsky.social•152 days ago

God you do look SO good though 👀

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

I wear muscle like fashion models wear clothes~

chameleoniris.bsky.social•152 days ago

If that's the case you belong in Milan!

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

It'll be the muscle capital of the world just from me showing up lol

chameleoniris.bsky.social•152 days ago

Absolutely! I'll be happy to move if that's the case. 👀

lucascrazy.bsky.social•151 days ago

He is much wider than I'm!

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

And only getting wider~

raxinath.bsky.social•148 days ago

Yeah okay coffee table
*places a soda on your pec shelf*

darknevoir.bsky.social•148 days ago

Anything you place on me won't survive being crushed

ennykins.bsky.social•152 days ago

I'd fuck that huge

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

That huge would fuck you too

ennykins.bsky.social•152 days ago

Hell yeah!!!!!

sebin-nyshkim.net•152 days ago

New unit of measurement unlocked

Fuckhuge

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

Only a couple hundred pounds away from being fuckmassive!

sebin-nyshkim.net•152 days ago

The only question being does it come before or after a fuckton? 🤔

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

Ha, we're well past mere "tons" here~

sebin-nyshkim.net•152 days ago

Fuck yeah 👀💦

sova-13.bsky.social•152 days ago

you should get much much bigger, immobile muscle mass blob sized ;>

arcturuswendigo.bsky.social•152 days ago

Bigger is always the answer ;)

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

That just guarantees that everyone gets trapped in a muscly crevice somewhere~

thattitanhroth.bsky.social•151 days ago

Absolutely agree with ya they should be absolutely huge

darknevoir.bsky.social•151 days ago

Bigger than reality, I say!

thattitanhroth.bsky.social•151 days ago

Definitely yes after all no such thing as too big hahaha

monokhrome.bsky.social•152 days ago

ohhhh lord this is the *perfect* degree of top-heavy beefwidth 😳✨ fuckhuge is a wonderful word to describe it too…

zhublue.bsky.social•152 days ago

Aw hell yeah big agree

darknevoir.bsky.social•152 days ago

It's a part of my daily vocabulary

monokhrome.bsky.social•152 days ago

A strong word worthy of your throbbywide flexgirth for sure

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