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zaddytony.bsky.social • 49 days ago

I truly do not fully understand morning sex lol

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puppacknibbler.bsky.social•48 days ago

Oh man. I am 1000% NOT a morning person, but I love morning sex 😈 I’m not talking get up, shower, change, etc. I mean waking up with a boner, rolling over and rubbing it up against a willing hole 🥵 Seems like a waste of two perfectly good boners otherwise lmao

jackdandyxxx.bsky.social•49 days ago

My partner is up at 5 am. I'd rather pluck each each beard hair out individually than wake up that early to get railed lol

fearlessamaretto.bsky.social•49 days ago

There's never a morning that I'm not craving sex tbh. My morning wood is unrelenting😩

teodunn.bsky.social•49 days ago

Same, afternoon / evening sex is so much better

the-dick-witch.bsky.social•49 days ago

Morning sex = no (I'm not a morning person)... "brunch" sex on the other hand

lust-and-logic.bsky.social•49 days ago

It used to be fun in my early Twenties when I could bottom without worrying as much about accidents. 😅😅

berryglow.bsky.social•48 days ago

Only joking guess you don't got morning wood lol but I can get you hard.

lilbro86.bsky.social•49 days ago

It’s the teeth. If both parties brush ‘em and use mouth wash and go back to bed, it can be very exciting 😜😅😈

zaddytony.bsky.social•49 days ago

The only time I’m ever somewhat okay with it is after Molly or something

zaddytony.bsky.social•49 days ago

The way I don’t even wanna be talked to the first hour I’m awake

grrwoofandstuff.bsky.social•49 days ago

We don't have to talk.

zaddytony.bsky.social•49 days ago

Yeah you don’t get it lol
If I don’t wanna be talked to I don’t wanna be touched

pig4urcum.bsky.social•44 days ago

Everyone at work knew I had PMS daily until 10:30. Nobody would ever speak to me. Ever.

pogonophile.bsky.social•49 days ago

I'm definitely not a morning person either, but when I wake up next to someone I have feelings for, it's different idk.

danafterdarklv.bsky.social•49 days ago

ME NEITHER!! I hate being woken up for sex, I want to sleep! 🤣

wolfgrinnyc.bsky.social•49 days ago

Me too! I get morning wood (a lot), but am almost never actually horny in the morning

unknownbator.bsky.social•49 days ago

Why not? It’s when the testosterone levels are high!!!! (Except morning breath) 🤢🤣

zaddytony.bsky.social•49 days ago

Because I’m not a morning person whatsoever

unknownbator.bsky.social•49 days ago

Ahh I see — then it makes more sense! 😈

hushhushnyc.bsky.social•49 days ago

And let’s all brush our teeth first, please.

glitch-maus.bsky.social•49 days ago

That's because you need morning head instead lol

chicagogoodboy.bsky.social•49 days ago

Mornings are for bjs imo haha

sweat67.bsky.social•43 days ago

I'm just too, um, regular at that time

doctordom.bsky.social•49 days ago

I don't care for it but my boner does.

g7gom67213.bsky.social•49 days ago

Why?