Zac, who, forced to watch his wife get a lap dance from an actual Chippendales dancer and two of his friends dressed up like Chip dancers and was clearly pissed off the whole time, can go ahead and eat a bag of dicks.
(he's being a good sport, but fuck Zac on general principle)
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(he's being a good sport, but fuck Zac on general principle)
jen: im frustrated, i want to talk about our relationship
zac: i literally can't do this, i'm outta here. i need a dick to choke on.
BRING BACK THE MIRANDA PLOT LINE