me: here is your football sir The most gargantuan white boy you’ve ever seen, shirtless, drunk beyond belief, face awash in spittle like a baby, holding court by his driveway: (sagely) thank you habibi - ThreadSky

prolezone.bsky.social • 11 days ago

me: here is your football sir

The most gargantuan white boy you’ve ever seen, shirtless, drunk beyond belief, face awash in spittle like a baby, holding court by his driveway: (sagely) thank you habibi