Conversations with the 8yo DM: 8yo DM: What spell do you think would be the funniest if you replaced a word with “butt crack”? Me: Burning Hands would be perfect no matter which word you replaced. 8yo DM: Ask the blueskiers. Me: No. 8yo DM: Please. Me: Fine. <He wants to know your ideas> - ThreadSky

redwyrm.bsky.social • 170 days ago

Conversations with the 8yo DM:

8yo DM: What spell do you think would be the funniest if you replaced a word with “butt crack”?

Me: Burning Hands would be perfect no matter which word you replaced.

8yo DM: Ask the blueskiers.

Me: No.

8yo DM: Please.

Me: Fine.

Comments

phaxfudge.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha's Hideous ...
Jim's Magic ...
Jim's ... Coin
Nystul's ... Aura
Mordenkainen's Magnificent ...

And so on ^^

multizord.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack Mark

mildrathemonk.bsky.social•170 days ago

Melf's Acid Butt Crack

thestormfrog.bsky.social•170 days ago

tasha’s hideous butt crack

thegreer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Plague of Butt Cracks

Butt Crack Projection

Butt Crack of Invulnerability

Butt Crack Berry

snakebitcat.bsky.social•170 days ago

Chain Butt Crack

haylzz.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt crack ball (fire ball) not sure what it does or if I want to know butt the idea of it makes me laugh.

jobear.bsky.social•168 days ago

Divine Butt Crack.

packpizzles.bsky.social•170 days ago

Leomund's Tiny Butt Crack

packpizzles.bsky.social•170 days ago

Comprehend Butt Crack.

paladinartea.bsky.social•170 days ago

Heroes’ Butt Crack

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Better than the other way around.

cuellart.bsky.social•170 days ago

Green butt crack blade

Butt Crack Splash

Absorb Butt Crack

makary.online•170 days ago

Eldritch Butt Crack?

richardabrooks.bsky.social•170 days ago

Well

Summon redcap

So

Summon butt cracks - plagues target with x 1d20 of tiny gnome assess, save roll - d10, split 10 to 7 clear, 7 to 3 flatulent butt cracks, if less than 3 butts have the shits

Buttcracks form on any surface target touches, until d20 count is used up

theevildex.bsky.social•170 days ago

Any of the named spells. Bigby’s Interposing/ Clenched Butt Crack. Otto’s Irresistible Butt Crack. Tasha’s Hideous… Melf’s… you know the rest.

darkal.bsky.social•170 days ago

Cure Serious Butt Crack

Melf's Minute Butt Crack

darkal.bsky.social•170 days ago

Though Melf's Butt Crack Meteors seems much worse somehow...

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

That would be devastating.

ericaodd.bsky.social•170 days ago

Evard's Black Butt Crack

Find the Butt Crack

Butt Crack Spray

Butt Crack Lore

Scorching Butt Crack

ericaodd.bsky.social•170 days ago

Bigby's Clenched Butt Crack

ericaodd.bsky.social•170 days ago

Otto's Irresponsible Butt Crack

ahideousthing.bsky.social•169 days ago

Tenser's Floating well you can guess the rest

3k0bolds.bsky.social•170 days ago

Burning Butt Crack (a.k.a The Taco Bellpocalypse) IS pretty funny.

troommate.bsky.social•170 days ago

Bigby's Butt Crack

draugmith.bsky.social•170 days ago

it's obviously 'magic circle against butt crack'

draugmith.bsky.social•170 days ago

there's also 'chill butt crack' and 'heat butt crack'

draugmith.bsky.social•169 days ago

oh! or 'greater butt crack ally'

fairystailor.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha's hideous Butt Crack

fairystailor.bsky.social•170 days ago

Could also do Unseen Servant

Butt crack servant sounds funny

butt

Unseen Butt crack feels like a threat

jaconian.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack Lure

Butt Crack of Radiance

Butt Crack Scream

Butt Crack Plague

wickerdolphin.bsky.social•170 days ago

Someone's got to have mentioned "Stinking Butt Crack", right?

stryc9.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tenser's Floating Butt Crack. Does the same thing the original does, just the underside of the disc is a butt crack and it occasionally makes fart noises.

cuellart.bsky.social•170 days ago

10/10 I love it

rangersierra11.bsky.social•170 days ago

Can we go with 4e? Butt Crack Flourish

cascsiany.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt crack of Faith

nobilis.bsky.social•170 days ago

Prismatic Spray.

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Yuck!

muttonthedragon.bsky.social•170 days ago

Oh no...

I can't decide if Butt Crack Blast or Eldritch Butt Crack is funnier...

greybeardtavern.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha’s Uncontrollable Butt Crack
Leomund’s Tiny Butt Crack
Or I think funnier…
Leomund’s Butt Crack Hutt!😂
(I don’t know what it does BUT it makes me laugh!)

draugmith.bsky.social•170 days ago

leomund's secure butt crack

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Everyone crawl into the hut…

greybeardtavern.bsky.social•170 days ago

I’m….just….🤣🤣🤣

sassymoxy.bsky.social•170 days ago

I was think butt crack hutt too.

biestibelzer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Leomund's tiny butt crack

krellend20.bsky.social•170 days ago

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Butt Crack, obviously.

draugmith.bsky.social•170 days ago

or mordenkainen's faithful butt crack

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Epic! The wyrmling is howling.

sparrowskit.bsky.social•170 days ago

Does this also double as the Irresistible Butt Crack?

krellend20.bsky.social•170 days ago

That one is Otto's.

nerdyalan.bsky.social•170 days ago

Wish, but named Butt Crack.

Whisper into the spell your deepest desires, your most secret of wishes... and be amazed at what returns.

richthefirsttimedm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt crack blast (eldritch blast)

ahemhem.bsky.social•169 days ago

Eldritch butt crack

gingerpoet.bsky.social•170 days ago

New Mountain Dew flavor alert!

richthefirsttimedm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt crack warp (vortex warp)

lazy-kitty.bsky.social•170 days ago

Detect Butt Crack
Animate Butt Crack
Dominate Butt crack (Or maybe Butt crack monster?)

fatherbrian.bsky.social•170 days ago

Thorn Whip

catwhoorg.bsky.social•170 days ago

Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Butt Crack

Honourable mentions to:
Bigby's Butt Crack
Butt Crack Burst

jginsburg.bsky.social•170 days ago

Buttcrack hands hehe, new furry unlocked

freedjr.bsky.social•170 days ago

Create or Destroy Butt Crack
Reduce or Enlarge Butt Crack

alisandedm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Inflict Butt Crack

... Colloquially known as Summon Plumber

alisandedm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha's Hideous Butt Crack
Animate Butt Crack
Healing Butt Crack
Bestow Butt Crack
Butt Crack Tentacles
Power Word Butt Crack
Commune With Butt Crack
Conjure Butt Crack Beings
Butt Crack Blast
Butt Crack of Death
Finger of Butt Crack
Gaseous Butt Crack
Butt Crack Mouth
Butt Crack Grasp

rjtrask1.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack Mouth is what I was about to post!

alisandedm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Magic Butt Crack, then! 🤣

slickriptide.bsky.social•170 days ago

Gonna go with Dancing Light though Call Lightning is a close second!

captn-agate.bsky.social•170 days ago

Dimension Door either word is funny as well

gingerpoet.bsky.social•170 days ago

Righteous Wrath of the Butt Crack (3.5e)

gingerpoet.bsky.social•170 days ago

GREAT spell, btw

aaeth.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack of Madness
Create Butt Crack
Control Butt Crack
Butt Crack Eye
Freedom of Butt Crack
Butt Crack Seal
Reverse Butt Crack

leahmiller.bsky.social•170 days ago

I prepared Explosive Butt Crack this morning.

aaeth.bsky.social•170 days ago

I like that we're Butt Crack Friends. :)

biestibelzer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Create and Reverse are great xD

aaeth.bsky.social•170 days ago

I don't know what a Reverse Butt Crack would do... and I never want to find out. XD

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Gavin grown up on a farm, I am very familiar with prolapses which is what I imagine that would do.

aaeth.bsky.social•170 days ago

XD You know, I think you're right. Definitely devastating if cast at the right time.

deathmaw.bsky.social•169 days ago

There are a bunch that would result in a laugh riot. Here’s some that really (butt) cracked me up:

Booming Butt Crack

Butt Crack of Hadar

Erupting Butt Crack

Find Butt Crack

Flaming Butt Crack

Leomund’s Tiny Butt Crack

Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Butt Crack

jeffrush.bsky.social•170 days ago

I'm torn between Butt Crack Friendship and Animate Butt Crack

panoptikontraband.eu•170 days ago

Mordenkainen's anything

rannulbh.bsky.social•170 days ago

Wall of Butt Crack
Vicious Butt Crack
Butt Crack Growth
Otto's Irresistible Butt Crack
Tasha's Hidieous Butt Crack
Power Word Butt Crack

biestibelzer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Power Word Butt Crack is amazing 😂

hasmanian.bsky.social•170 days ago

Wish, because what could be funnier than a 9th level spell called Butt Crack.

thedaddygamer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Chill Touch or Wall of Fire are good candidates for this

thedaddygamer.bsky.social•170 days ago

This makes me want to put in a powerful wizard prodigy in my campaign but is 8 years old and occasionally leaves around modified scrolls that change the words and effects to be silly. Perhaps they'll even sign off each spell as "Wyrmling"

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Love it!!

thedaddygamer.bsky.social•170 days ago

Gotta give credit where credit is due!

msmea.bsky.social•170 days ago

On the clerical side...

Protection from Butt Crack
Cure Serious Butt Crack
Summon Minor Butt Crack
Bitt Crack of Radiance
Calm Butt Crack
Aura of Butt Crack (ew)
Otherworlldy Butt Crack

freedjr.bsky.social•170 days ago

Ok…cure serious buttcrack is a winner.

chudruck.bsky.social•170 days ago

Toll the Butt Crack

jeffteeare.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack of Annihilation.

tbkzord.bsky.social•170 days ago

Toll the Butt Crack

kirktate.bsky.social•169 days ago

Comprehend Butt Crack. After all, it's a deep subject.

samcomerford.bsky.social•170 days ago

Power Butt Crack Kill

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Absolutely deadly

adturbett.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha’s Hideous Butt Crack

Butt Crack Missile

Power Butt Crack: Kill

dreamofclouds.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack Mockery

jaconian.bsky.social•170 days ago

In turn, Butt Crack Mockery

rweston.bsky.social•169 days ago

3e:
Butt crack of enfeeblement.
Butt crack purge.
Meld into butt crack.
Unholy butt crack.
Bull's butt crack.
Freedom of butt crack.
True butt crack.
Butt crack of iron.
Teleport without butt crack!!¡🤣😂🤣

rweston.bsky.social•169 days ago

Coming at your from distant editions past...
Enlarge Butt Crack

judgedangames.bsky.social•169 days ago

Mage Armor is funny whichever way you go.

krgamestudios.bsky.social•170 days ago

Silvery Barbs -> Silvery Butt Crack.

biestibelzer.bsky.social•170 days ago

But what about Butt Crack Barbs?!

krgamestudios.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha's Hideous Butt Crack.

nerdahedron.bsky.social•170 days ago

I came here to say this, so I'll updoot yours instead.

feyfatale.bsky.social•169 days ago

Dimension door. Either replacement.

Mordenkaidens Magnificent Butt Crack

matheffect.bsky.social•170 days ago

Acid splash or Booming Blade?
Wall of butt crack
Butt crack of stone/fire/ice/force...

This is gonna be rough.

mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social•170 days ago

buttcrack of death

jonnyrev.bsky.social•170 days ago

Hideous Butt Crack

jonnyrev.bsky.social•170 days ago

Melf's Acid Butt Crack

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Melf must run a Taco Bell.

matheffect.bsky.social•170 days ago

Melfs butt crack arrow

alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social•170 days ago

Tasha's Hideous Butt Crack

alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social•170 days ago

Runner Up Otto's Irresistible Butt Crack

srcasm4u.bsky.social•169 days ago

Astral Butt Crack
Butt Crack Swarm
Butt Crack of Vengeance
Butt Crack Shapes
Control Butt Crack
Dominate Butt Crack
Charm Butt Crack
Holy Butt Crack
Incendiary Butt Crack
Maddening butt Crack
Crown of Butt Crack
* Delayed Blast Butt Crack
Dream of the Blue Butt Crack

whoblue.bsky.social•170 days ago

Speak with Butt Crack.
Summon Butt Crack or Butt Crack Familiar.
Butt Crack Thoughts.

illmeaningfaery.bsky.social•170 days ago

“Speak with Butt Crack” feels like it should involve manually moving your butt cheeks to talk (a la Jim Carrey).

redwyrm.bsky.social•170 days ago

Can I ass you a question?

ladylaufey.bsky.social•170 days ago

Butt Crack of Hadar
Hunger of Butt Crack
Hellish Butt Crack
Butt Crack Scorcher
Butt Crack Knife
Antilife Buttcrack
Butt Crack Field
Butt Crack Eye
Armor of Butt Crack
Butt Crack of Life
Banishing Butt Crack