By now you may have heard that the Trump crime family will soon be launching their own version of Apple‘s iPhone. It will be called Trump media; think iPhone/aTikTok. What is the goal of doing? This is to gain control over your personal data to be able to figure it out his enemies and punish them. - ThreadSky

rubicon1313.bsky.social • 8 days ago

By now you may have heard that the Trump crime family will soon be launching their own version of Apple‘s iPhone. It will be called Trump media; think iPhone/aTikTok. What is the goal of doing? This is to gain control over your personal data to be able to figure it out his enemies and punish them.

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cats4x.bsky.social•8 days ago

exactly

therealtheoden.bsky.social•8 days ago

#Trumpphone apps
Map: only tells you to go far right
Email: will report anything to the FBI or cops if it contains any empathy or morals
News: only Fox News
Banking: only crypto

Phone only comes in white

jayjaycee.bsky.social•7 days ago

New feature just announced! , for news it also redirects you to angry white boy/men living in their parents’ basements doing podcasts!

therealtheoden.bsky.social•7 days ago

Also tells you that you live in Germany in the 1930s

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

lol🏆🏆🏆

andybigman.bsky.social•8 days ago

who in their right mind would buy one of those?

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

25% of the country that’s who. It’s actually said to pray on their ignorance.

andybigman.bsky.social•8 days ago

Where will it be produced? If it’s solely in the US (it wont) it will cost a shitload of mone.
100% sure it will be about as popular and reliable as one of those shittyTesla car trucks.
Probably very hackable to with lots of backdoors in its OS.

Looks like another Trumpian cash grab to me.

rubicon1313.bsky.social•7 days ago

The gov is monitoring your email- and your account

dwonnanaomi.bsky.social•8 days ago

Fortunately, the Wig iPhone is likely to be as successful as his casinos, vodka, and “university.”

cardinyves.bsky.social•8 days ago

And his steaks. 😂

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

And his water, wine, the NFT Cards, his sneakers, bibles… such a low class carnie

dwonnanaomi.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂😂😂

dwonnanaomi.bsky.social•8 days ago

I imagine they were as chewy as his fake leather shoes.

marygolightly.bsky.social•8 days ago

I predict success on the level of Truth Social, more commonly known as Lies R Me.

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

Isn’t it interesting how now he’s starting to compete with his billionaire friends? The next thing you know he’ll be starting Trump is on just like Amazon or just like Home Depot only without the shipping problems.😹😹😹

marygolightly.bsky.social•8 days ago

He'll burn through it. He has to keep grifting because he's so incompetent at everything--especially wealth.

urpartoftheproblem.bsky.social•8 days ago

Presumably, the people buying these phones will be trump supporters. How does trump gather intel on his enemies like that?

tfurbabes.bsky.social•8 days ago

his 'enemies' aren't going to buy the crime family phone, only the loyal magats will, how then can he gain control over our personal data??

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

When your ego is that big it becomes impossible to believe that 70% of this country hate your fucking guts.. and yet, here we are😹

cindys636363.bsky.social•8 days ago

And, 2 years from now, all you red-hats who buy this knowing what's going to happen, are not going to get one scintilla of sympathy or "assistance" with recovering your data or anything else you lost. We're done with bailing y'all out of your own stupidity.

tootiepeggy.bsky.social•8 days ago

We’ll need Mossad on the job!😉

rubicon1313.bsky.social•8 days ago

Let’s track everyone who has one and send them a page?

tootiepeggy.bsky.social•8 days ago

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