Struggle with sleep? Here are some useful tips: • Turn your phone off early • Have a relaxing bath • Open the window • Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together • This is a sleepover now • Make popcorn for the raccoon • Avoid caffeine - ThreadSky

roxiqt.com • 693 days ago

Struggle with sleep? Here are some useful tips:

• Turn your phone off early
• Have a relaxing bath
• Open the window
• Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together
• This is a sleepover now
• Make popcorn for the raccoon
• Avoid caffeine

Comments

jjorbles.bsky.social•689 days ago

What's a raccoon's favorite thing to watch on Netflix?

faketober.bsky.social•632 days ago

The wisdom just drips from the bullet points 🤩

rabbitholer.bsky.social•693 days ago

Me, reading this after 3 a.m.... 😭 I want a racoooooooon!

domg.bsky.social•630 days ago

Avoid caffeine? You can't possibly be serious. I'd rather just be stuck with my insomnia thanks

jagosaurus.bsky.social•416 days ago

[furiously takes notes*]

*takes a screep cap

cammiescorner.dev•416 days ago

well now i know what im having for dinner

wait no we're out of popcorn. fuck

eddytheaxe.bsky.social•416 days ago

God I wish we had Racoons in this country

loosf.bsky.social•693 days ago

phonakins.com•693 days ago

Samurai pizza cats

roxiqt.com•693 days ago

omg

krynis.ca•693 days ago

fun fact, Caffeine often puts me to sleep.

domg.bsky.social•630 days ago

Certain types do, at least for me. Energy drinks? Just the opposite.

Coffee still works though.

roxiqt.com•693 days ago

Very common for people with ADHD

lisb.bsky.social•693 days ago

Is it?? I've never heard this but happens to me too, thought I was just fkin weird

krynis.ca•693 days ago

Nothing wrong with weird anyway.

justrachel.bsky.social•693 days ago

Fasted way to slow my bestie down is hand her a cup of coffee. I on the other hand require several just to minimally function.

krynis.ca•693 days ago

I can still get the usual benefit from it as well if I am waking up or if I drink a lot quickly which is likely true for your bestie as well, I love coffee and have even turned it into a hobby.

lisb.bsky.social•693 days ago

I have midday coffee, I'm having an early afternoon nap. The psychological placebo effect of red bull used to work, no more. I am un-caffeineable, I guess

justrachel.bsky.social•693 days ago

Hot caffeine hits me different than cold. I won’t have hot caffeine late in the day or I’ll never sleep. I don’t choose cold caffeine late often, but I can get away with it easier.

krynis.ca•693 days ago

Aye, in my case Autism with overlapping ADHD.