if you are a fatfur who has not ever had an office job i need you to understand that all the office weight gain scenarios are just straight up real. like it is just 100% like that in reality
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I mean it’s so true. Every time they have a meeting and there is leftovers they trundle them over to me expecting me to finish it. I know IT people are big but I feel targeted.
I have to counter it HARD with working out and im easily the skinniest person in my department, at about 160. Would be nice to let go a bit, see what happens
Reminds me when my last boss brought a dozen donuts to the lab. There were two of us working there and the other coworker had a gluten allergy. I brought them home that evening and ate them all LMFAO
It's like they know somehow. I'm not even the biggest guy in the office and people just push their leftovers onto me, unsolicited.
Yeah I'm not turning it down, but I feel too seen sometimes.
yeah they have you on your feet too much and you’re serving the food instead of eating it. though i did work at starbucks and you can literally make 1 free drink for yourself every day and it can be the most fucked up weight gain drink ever if you so desire
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Mam, do you know what I'm about outside this office or...?
If you insist!
No I didn't gain a hundred pounds after getting an office job, that would be ridiculous, why do you ask
Yeah I'm not turning it down, but I feel too seen sometimes.