We've had a bit of crime on my street in recent weeks, months, years, so last night at about 1:30am, when I heard a male voice shouting, "OUT THE ROAD! GET OUT THE ROAD!"
I thought, I should probably get up and look out of the window.
I saw three adult males. Two in the road. One on the sidewalk.
I thought, I should probably get up and look out of the window.
I saw three adult males. Two in the road. One on the sidewalk.
Comments
Stargazer?
Nipple guy?
Or brick wall lover?
My money's on Stargazer.
The first fella in the road, had his arms out, head back, looking up, and was spinning, around and around in the road.
He started shouted, "Look at the fucking stars, man! They're fucking massive!"
They are fucking massive.
He clearly paid attention in science class.
The second guy in the road, a few metres behind him, was silent, but was doing a sort of wiggle, a little dance.
Up and down.
Around.
Clearly enjoying himself.
First over his clothes.
Then under.
Having a whale of a time, he was.
Really going at himself.
No area left unexplored.
He stuck his tongue out at one point, and I swear he was trying to reach his nipple.
He was no longer shouting health & safety guidance.
He was now, well, he appeared to be making love to my neighbours wall.
Quite a coarse choice of brick in that wall too, but that apparently didn't deter him.
If anything, it seemed exactly the sort of thing he was looking for on that cold and dark early morning.
I didn't know where to fucking look.
I mainly kept my eyes on the spinning astronomer.
Largely because I thought there was a genuine chance he might get hit by a car at some point, and I might need to shout something like, "CAR!"