a gay hookup app but it’s just local Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s employees i wanna f*ck - ThreadSky

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social • 212 days ago

a gay hookup app but it’s just local Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s employees i wanna f*ck

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husbearstoner.bsky.social•212 days ago

That’d sell well in this market

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•212 days ago

the peach, eggplant and banana emojis would be working overtime!

gaydad.bsky.social•212 days ago

Paging @trader-tony.bsky.social

machturtl.wearybones.rest•212 days ago

/cackles
634 REPRESENT

luftherz.bsky.social•212 days ago

sherbear680.bsky.social•212 days ago

They are all hooking up with each other!I used to work at a TJs

brooklyndian.bsky.social•212 days ago

seriously who is the Trader Joe's recruiter!

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•212 days ago

like for real!!!

brooklyndian.bsky.social•212 days ago

every single one has at least three that I want to marry. There's a guy at the Downtown Brooklyn location named Fox that is...welll....a complete fox.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•212 days ago

I don’t doubt it! the last time i was in NYC and went to Trader Joe’s, i found like 6 of my future ex husbands

fixit.bsky.social•209 days ago

It would also clear up a lot of confusion because I'm pretty sure TJ's employee training is for them to act like they wanna f*ck you anyway.

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•209 days ago

seriously! they’re all so flirty.
like are we on a date or are you just telling me where to find the peanut butter filled pretzels?

fixit.bsky.social•209 days ago

*TJ's Cashier bagging groceries*: So any big plans for the evening?

Shopper: nah, just hanging out at home

TJ's Cashier: sounds cozy...hey these meals you're buying serve two, maybe I could come over and keep you company?

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•209 days ago

🤣 and then they act the same way to the person behind you in line😤😭