Oh, darling, you simply must forgive my scandalized tones. My head is positively swirling with this spectacle! Honestly, I only know that Donald Trump fellow by his ostentatious golden tower.
The papers did whisper something about him being president, though not one of much grace or finesse, heaven forbid. But to call on such a man to save you - while in the throes of, well, a most unfortunate accident - why, it's simply too much for a lady of my sensibilities!
I'm positively fluttering, my heart all aflutter and my nerves in knots. Bless her poor soul, truly, but what a curious, confounding moment to invite a savior!
There's never a better time to pray to your Savior than in your most vulnerable moments! I know that because on my first time, I was so overwhelmed that I started praying to my lord and savior, the magnificent D god, to finally finish me off!
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