🚨SPOILER ALERT🚨 He didn’t come back a year ago, and he’s not coming back today, tomorrow, or any other day. - ThreadSky

houseocelot.bsky.social•72 days ago

Shoot. I was hoping all the fundamentalists would disappear from the earth.

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wynde.bsky.social•72 days ago

Awww, these poor christians wanted to die in the rapture, not die poor LOL

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123bored.bsky.social•72 days ago

And I missed it.

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docgonzo42.bsky.social•72 days ago

The true irony would be if Jesus did come back, but was sent to El Salvador to a prison for actually speaking what the Bible says…

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theunionthug.bsky.social•72 days ago

🏆 👏

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evadeathdollie.bsky.social•73 days ago

He dead long ago.

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austrich.bsky.social•72 days ago

or maybe he did, and no one got raptured.

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wings29.bsky.social•72 days ago

Why would Jesus come back when he already knows the Trump, and the Republicans would crucify him again. Magets are Lucifer's followers.

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rancher78.bsky.social•72 days ago

Today is the 9th where is he?

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rockiesprogs.bsky.social•73 days ago

Nope he’s not here

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eaddyj.bsky.social•73 days ago

The TARIFFS drop his net worth 75%
He couldn't afford the trip🤷‍♂️

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mamajoviejojo.bsky.social•72 days ago

If you read your Bible, it tells you NO ONE KNOWS THE TIME!!!! Dumbass!!!!

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cornbroomrider.bsky.social•73 days ago

Can we put a geo locator for Jesus on the bottom of the Grand Canyon? Put it on one of the trail mules and watch the crazies jump over the edge?

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marie-14.bsky.social•73 days ago

What’s this nonsense?

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xoey1.bsky.social•72 days ago

Oh Yea, I will wait..😂

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missaresa.bsky.social•72 days ago

It's now the 9th and jot a single Insta post with him back.

Think it was a hoax.

Not sure

Gonna check my FB. Brb

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justanotherveteran.bsky.social•72 days ago

Sorry too busy getting ready for holiday

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commandersnmgal.bsky.social•73 days ago

IF he existed, he would have eliminated Trump his first term, but here we are, again.

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direwolf54.bsky.social•72 days ago

Just as an aside:
Jesus was woke AF

They’d hate him

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tuatha242.bsky.social•72 days ago

Would you come back?

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theunionthug.bsky.social•72 days ago

Only if it was to create a cataclysmic flood to destroy humanity - like shaking an Etch A Sketch.

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catomama.bsky.social•73 days ago

Damn it, can they not be right at least once? Can you imagine how much better this earth would be without them and their hate?

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thatguy30.bsky.social•73 days ago

Not seeing anything so far....

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jackiegardens.bsky.social•73 days ago

Rapture or rupture? Looks like a big can about to explode

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americanrebels.bsky.social•72 days ago

Attention seeker.

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nightshiftxtech.bsky.social•72 days ago

I hate death cults...

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iavswn.bsky.social•72 days ago

“They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good” (Titus 1:16)

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kimmis-slayhouse.bsky.social•73 days ago

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heathencanadian2.bsky.social•72 days ago

FFS come already! There's a whole bunch of nut jobs anxiously waiting...KARMA don't let them down. Oh and take the orange senile lunatic and his buddies with you.

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ldmortenson.bsky.social•72 days ago

Maybe he already has… modern day Americans would m not recognize him anyway since his values and theirs have become so divergent. They would deport him and write him off as delusional.

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flaresiatance.bsky.social•72 days ago

I truly don’t understand these folks.. They spew hate based on religion?? Oxymoron you morons!

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badgerbleu2.bsky.social•72 days ago

Oops, still here!

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acg3884-97c.bsky.social•72 days ago

Damn, I missed it.

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momsfavorite79.bsky.social•72 days ago

Did I miss it? I must’ve been busy.

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scottnotabot.bsky.social•72 days ago

Unless you're an atheist it's an enlightenment concept. Much to deep for the majority to understand

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dantana.bsky.social•73 days ago

This is more likely. Can we all take a moment to pray to anything or everything. I’m not religious but I’m just praying to who ever will listen.

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wvdave420.bsky.social•72 days ago

My only prayer is that he gets down here and grabs all of the fanatics, grifters, and delusional weirdos ASAP.

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mar-flo-ele.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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foolwatcher2025.bsky.social•73 days ago

Trump scam trying to sell his fake bibles

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mom2girl.bsky.social•72 days ago

Haven’t heard from him in decades

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auntpatty.bsky.social•72 days ago

Why TF would he come back!?

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gettingold007.bsky.social•73 days ago

Dumb ass religious nuts

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ac314.bsky.social•73 days ago

Please rapture your flock of idiots. I’ve had enough.

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jerake.bsky.social•72 days ago

Damn, It's April 9th and I missed him. I really wanted to have a serious chat and if he gave me hope I'd stop being an atheist. So much for that idea

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bobbee612.bsky.social•72 days ago

Lol they are all nuts. Instead of predicting the rapture they might find themselves working in a sweat shop making nike sneakers. While satan looks over his flock of sheep

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