lmao okay thanks Mike *JOHNSON: I SENT MUSK A LONG TEXT MESSAGE LAST NIGHT - ThreadSky

peark.es • 15 days ago

lmao okay thanks Mike

*JOHNSON: I SENT MUSK A LONG TEXT MESSAGE LAST NIGHT

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louisevans.bsky.social•15 days ago

I would pay like $12 to learn how long a text message counts as long for Mike

louisevans.bsky.social•15 days ago

Like are we talking sms 160 character limit deal or tweetlonger or “the form fill accepts the entire text of Atlas Shrugged so that’s our team name now” or what.

jajajaboo.bsky.social•15 days ago

They bonded over their weird sex hang ups

peark.es•15 days ago

*pinches bridge of nose*

*JOHNSON: TAX BILL WILL REDUCE DEFICIT, IF YOU DO THE MATH RIGHT

stevierea.bsky.social•15 days ago

Alt-math FTW!

vortexegg.com•15 days ago

Not what mathematicians usually mean by imaginary numbers

ar-rm4.bsky.social•15 days ago

katwomanwalks.bsky.social•15 days ago

2+2=1

hoptimusprime.bsky.social•15 days ago

for some highly abstract definitions of "math", "right"

zefirotorna.bsky.social•15 days ago

Voodoo economics never dies.

luigivercotti.bsky.social•15 days ago

I would have gotten an A in calculus if I had done the math right as well.

johnnycee.bsky.social•15 days ago

Does sexting count as legislating?

arthursemtavola.bsky.social•15 days ago

Some version of this

boaconstrictor.bsky.social•15 days ago

pwease give taco $100 million. You pwomised

desarrayed.bsky.social•15 days ago

How many Susan Collinses can be in one party?

rogeralien.bsky.social•15 days ago

Many, some will be named Mike, Lindsay or Tommy though 😏

kyh9.bsky.social•15 days ago

I don’t want to hear about musk and the speaker’s sexts, why is this news

vivekr.bsky.social•15 days ago

it definitely started with “BREAKING:” and ended with a fundraising link

brianwilcox.bsky.social•15 days ago

"Elon, can we watch porn on your phone? Don't want my kid to see what we're watching."

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