Girl, you don't need a parasite cleanse; for 30 days, get some Metamucil and for breakfast, drink a cup of it the consistency of jello, and let Jesus take the wheel.

You'll be clear in no time, baby.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. ✨️

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