Morning Loulou.
A genie grants a man three wishes. (We'll skip the first two, due to character limit, and go straight to the third)
"And your third wish?" asks the genie.
"I'd like to get stuck into a beautiful blonde," he replies.
So the genie turns him into a tampon.
I hope I’m not about to spoil your Saturday. I’m trying to drink coffee for the 1st time & I’ve had to dilute it with cocoa😂 Maybe should’ve started with instant not offspring’s ground breakfast blend. It smells delicious when he makes it.
I think it’ll be a while b4 I’m eligible to join your club
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That cartoon just made me LOL 😂. Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee at the time 🤣
Still bastard freezing, but looks like the thaw is one the way 🤞
#CoffeeClub
Soz, my sinus played up early this morning and I finally was able to fall sleep and got up midday! Uff!
Have a lovely day.
✌️✊🇵🇸
A genie grants a man three wishes. (We'll skip the first two, due to character limit, and go straight to the third)
"And your third wish?" asks the genie.
"I'd like to get stuck into a beautiful blonde," he replies.
So the genie turns him into a tampon.
Morning ☕️ ♥️
Today's coffee is Jamaican Blue Mountain 😋
Have a lovely day.
Credit: Irene Buzarewicz from X
I think it’ll be a while b4 I’m eligible to join your club