Who knew, all these years drinking my Coke from Burger King through a straw, I was embracing my feminine side?
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Phil Lewis
Rep. Tim Burchett told Fox News that he doesn't "drink out of a straw" because "that's what the women in my house do"
Comments
Huh. Weird. I thought it was the fact that I like to su[CENSORRRRRRRRED] all this time.
If it came with a lid, I use a straw.
If there's no lid, I use no straw.
It has nothing to do with manliness, or honestly even plastic waste. I just like to take bigger gulps than a straw can accommodate.