One way we can save the country is to continue bullying Elon until something cool happens - ThreadSky

ianboudreau.com • 60 days ago

One way we can save the country is to continue bullying Elon until something cool happens

"I want to state this as clearly as I can: Nearly choking up on national TV as you lament your falling stock price is weak shit." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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smgoodman.bsky.social•60 days ago

Down the forever K-hole to "wonderland".

sam.pub•59 days ago

And yet here we are

sam.pub•59 days ago

Yikes. How would you handle a bully then? I was taught to punch them right back in their face.

lightseeker7.bsky.social•59 days ago

He needs to tighten his belt like he told us to do. It's for the good of trump's wallet as well as his favorite billionaires

mandoqueer.itch.io•59 days ago

Elon isn't cool, Elon is lame, Elon is ugly, and has a stupid name
For a healthy world
Elon's unfit
and I think I know
what we should do to him
do-do-do-do-do to him

y'all can finish the song in your head

thekasey.bsky.social•59 days ago

Agreed let’s do it. Here’s my favorite lately. It shows his wonky bod and why that might be. It’s the original cybertruck design

ichaukan.bsky.social•59 days ago

That image always makes me think of "If Guillermo del Toro had directed Total Recall".

nahnopenada.bsky.social•60 days ago

Don't be too quick to give him credit for having feelings. He would milk that like a cow if he thought it would win him favor.
Keep up the resistance.

jaywallace1.bsky.social•60 days ago

Hoping for the funniest possibility. https://bsky.app/profile/jaywallace1.bsky.social/post/3llsel6gyg226

satiricalplanet.bsky.social•59 days ago

Earth’s lost the plot again—tariffs on penguins, Elon in a cheese hat, and Kid Rock in the White House. Xylb-tok is watching!
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/re-week-8-earth-follies-galactic

wallybuan0.bsky.social•59 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/bakoon.bsky.social/post/3llt7pnr23c2v

asktheteacher.bsky.social•60 days ago

Civic Call of Duty

finddignity.bsky.social•59 days ago

After Musk do Peter Thiel.

blankrabbit.bsky.social•59 days ago

How much you want to bet he's already got a hide out nation picked? 😉

jimmy-jim-james.bsky.social•59 days ago

The more shit Elon eats the less you will.

blandphilosophy.bsky.social•59 days ago

The Ketamine isn't for nothing

fat4all.bsky.social•60 days ago

if bullying works on people who don’t deserve it, it DEFINITELY will work on people who do deserve it

keep on keepin on 😎

johniv.bsky.social•59 days ago

They're going to go after the ones funding the attacks. That's some heavy projection. To think an individual would not bother to protest without financial backing is unfathomable to him. He cannot imagine people coming together on their own collective volition.

antlerweasel.bsky.social•59 days ago

Oh hey look at this topic that was trending recently ha ha ha

ianboudreau.com•60 days ago

It could be anything! We'll just have to see!

jazzpomegranate.com•60 days ago

i think it looks really cool when his rockets explode

carterwickstrom.bsky.social•60 days ago

I'm not picky. I would be happy with several outcomes.

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•60 days ago

I really want to “not touching can’t get mad” him

ianboudreau.com•60 days ago

https://youtu.be/qnkuBUAwfe0

piratedan7.bsky.social•60 days ago

would prefer if he's going into full Supervillian mode that he spend more time trying to find a suitable island with a dormant volcano to begin construction of a lair.

mightyocd.bsky.social•60 days ago

dude

romabysen.bsky.social•60 days ago

Something to do with a very quick lower taxation, perhaps

texaskrusty.bsky.social•60 days ago

Every time I see that guy I think of this

ichaukan.bsky.social•59 days ago

I used to love that movie when I was growing up in the 80s, then didn't watch it for a good 20+ years. When I finally did again I loved it even more because I was able to fully appreciate how cynical it all was.

momchomsky.bsky.social•60 days ago

Who knows maybe he could stream whatever it is and finally do something cool on the internet!

noemdome.bsky.social•59 days ago

i'm rooting to suicide on twitch

benkuchera.bsky.social•60 days ago

He knows no one can tell he's crying as long as he stays in the shower.

But HE knows. And that's fucking hilarious.

elsargentogarcia.bsky.social•60 days ago

That motherfucker is richer than any tv or movie character you can think of, Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark included, and still needs his fee fees massaged. 🙄

drunknhissin.bsky.social•59 days ago

"aaah Mr Musk, I see you've bagged your lunch. very smart"

wasnu.bsky.social•59 days ago

Trashing Tesla stock price is evil shit but trashing them all for everyone else to lose is Trump/Elon being geniuses saving the US 🤮

What a snowflake

moblie.bsky.social•59 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DSCIT41vWs&ab_channel=creepyfox

emdashel.bzky.team•60 days ago

Hey man, nice shot!

andreaverdura.bsky.social•59 days ago

ehacke.bsky.social•59 days ago

Especially funny because it's not even bullying, it's just basic accountability.

"guy destroying America is sad he's disliked by Americans"

breckwilhite.bsky.social•59 days ago

I don't approve of bullying, BUT I don't consider this bullying. People telling Musk we don't give a sh*t is just cold, hard fact.

xeynon.bsky.social•59 days ago

Elon is clearly not just sad about his stock prices, he's also externalizing some of his grief about the botched male enhancement surgery that mangled his pee-pee.

mbl3413.bsky.social•59 days ago

I'd be satisfied with bullying him until he takes a little too much ketamine one morning.

falconeerdev.bsky.social•59 days ago

Our beef is beautiful, your beef is weak..

cofitzgerald.bsky.social•60 days ago

He’s the kid who got bullied who decided to bully but just doesn’t understand how it works. Loser shit.

irisitis.bsky.social•60 days ago

Double burger side of fries

cinnamon--girl.bsky.social•59 days ago

the only good thing about watching the stock market crash is watching tesla stock fall too.

bartfree.bsky.social•60 days ago

His stock is trading at 117 tines earnings. At most it’s worth 25 times earnings.

romlar.bsky.social•59 days ago

Come on, Elon, Ketamine Yourself, you know you deserve it, just Ketamine Yourself

rebecca-furniss.bsky.social•59 days ago

Upon Studying the Nazi Regime after WWII? this:
EVIL= LACK of EMPATHY

sandor22.bsky.social•59 days ago

Too fucking bad for him! Power to the people

aiyaruk.bsky.social•60 days ago

Hell I'll bully Elon musk for the simple pleasure of it

pileofgarbage.net•60 days ago

gonna start using "something cool happens to Musk" as a euphemism for murdering that dumb cracker

freedahkaylow.bsky.social•59 days ago

Yep - time for him to run back to mommy so she can stroke his hair plugs and tell him what a good boy he is.

reverendmoose.bsky.social•59 days ago

Musk is a mark ass buster and we need to make sure he knows that in the deepest recesses of his soul.

yoennvi.bsky.social•59 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/indivisible.org/post/3llwmmkvzhk25

barbg.bsky.social•59 days ago

Elon will be gone at Day 129 regardless of the effectiveness of protests. If he stays longer, he has to disclose financials. Of course, that assumes there are still laws and that they might be enforced.

ruviewer.bsky.social•59 days ago

That enforcement part is kind of sticky right now

snugbucket.bsky.social•60 days ago

thrillhouse512.bsky.social•60 days ago

iplayguitarbad.bsky.social•59 days ago

I predict that the eventual anniversaries of Trump's and Musk's deaths will rival July 4th in how Americans celebrate. Presidents' Day will come with an unstated caveat "except Trump, may he burn in hell forever." Musk's will be celebrated openly and will be one of the most joyous days of the year.

mementomorty.bsky.social•60 days ago

I want to bully him so hard he straps himself to one of his faulty rockets.

ianboudreau.com•60 days ago

That would be SO cool

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•60 days ago

Sacrificing himself for the Basilisk

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•60 days ago

He absolutely seems like a guy who could become a Zizian type. Thankfully, he has unlimited resources

mrbaskerville.bsky.social•59 days ago

Bullying is bad, but there really is something about him that just makes it so tempting to be his biggest bully. He is the most punchable person on the planet.

The sieg heiling is obviously part of it, but his personality carries the rest. He's just nasty, evil and mega cringe.

vivicorpceo.bsky.social•59 days ago

Honestly bullying is only bad because it's usually directed at people who don't deserve it - it's traditionally punching down.

This is a guy who could just disappear from the public were forever, never work again, and live in unimaginable comfort who instead deliberately makes things worse.

vivicorpceo.bsky.social•59 days ago

In other words bullying billionaires and/or Nazis is not just morally permissable, it's a duty

redderbeanpaste.bsky.social•60 days ago

He should get in a cybertruck and keep on driving

o76923.bsky.social•59 days ago

Lowtax!
Lowtax!
Lowtax!

loddedin.bsky.social•59 days ago

Once the right finally throw him under the buss he's gonna go full Howard Hughes and eventually order us all to board the Sprucemoose via twatter.

davidbeus.bsky.social•59 days ago

Are we sure he wont go full Blofeld if pushed too far? Has doge rigged the treasury to blow up DC? Does he have a rocket that eats other rockets? Does GROK have the nuclear codes now?

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