DEMS: We need a Joe Rogan! Someone who can really rile up the base - understands the interwebs - speaks to the kids!
US: Zohran?
DEMS: No!
US: AOC?
DEMS: Haha, no!
US: Hogg?
DEMS: No, I was thinking my Auntie Hildy! that lil' whippersnapper turns 89 this spring and boy do she write a mean telegraph.

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