Why? They have a very impressive roster!

Russell Westbrook!
The trump children!
Seb Gorka & more trump assholes!
Dick Cavett!
Tim Tebow!
Mark Cuban!
Wayne Gretzky!
Seth Rogan!
Glenn Greenwald!
Adam Corolla!
Kara Swisher!
Kirk Herbstreit!
Jane Fonda!

I am booking all of them for my birthday!