Don't get me started! Why is the DEFAULT behaviour to do a Bing search rather than for local files! I KNOW I have a folder called Fiji (image analysis software), I don't want to know about the island of Fiji!
You need to tell windows to include your whole hard drive in the search and not just the my documents folder, and also tell it not to go off and search the internet for your files instead, before it'll be useful again
The quantum computers are FOR searching for the files. All files are in a quantum state of existence until found and observed...so we need the quantum computers to find these quantum files, naturally.
Source; my ass
This is incorrect, I was in a filesystems-adjacent team at Microsoft. But then they found out I kinda know how to search for things, so they let me go. That's how I landed a job at Google.
Comments
Source; my ass