I'm starting a band called "Anonymous Smears and the rape accusations" - ThreadSky

titusnation.bsky.social • 163 days ago

I'm starting a band called "Anonymous Smears and the rape accusations"

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possiblykim123.bsky.social•163 days ago

Introducing—INSURRECTION!!

kwullums.bsky.social•163 days ago

Or.... hear me out... donate to a cause.... your thing seems like... a lot...
https://youtu.be/glgPZmSwC4M?si=kfcET5am9ju1vgTA

kwullums.bsky.social•163 days ago

Mr. cries about LA fires... but yeah.... no right... the problem is BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

aeanrush.bsky.social•163 days ago

You've got your drummer, my stage name will be "No means Yes".

genxguy.bsky.social•163 days ago

First single…”Who’s that Knocking on my Door?”

kamibird.bsky.social•163 days ago

B side " Drunk and Disorderly"

kamibird.bsky.social•163 days ago

Or maybe "Passed out in the Party Bus" 🥳

therealbobbijo.bsky.social•163 days ago

ASRA🤘

rhanyra52.bsky.social•163 days ago

lol

nemstra.bsky.social•163 days ago

Get invited to the White House under a different name then spring it on them mid-dance. Ensure you’re paid before you play. You know what he does.

joyseacrew.bsky.social•163 days ago

“Anonymous Smears” is the soon-to-be-released tell-all by JD Vance’s couch…

dbjjvv.bsky.social•163 days ago

Anonymous Smears with Rape accusations rolls easier off the tongue

brendahboop.bsky.social•163 days ago

I fragging love it.

akuryo.bsky.social•163 days ago

They’re Yacht rock aren’t they

fullylawful.bsky.social•163 days ago

Sounds bad

bowlseedreal.bsky.social•163 days ago

half the bands in wwwyfest

exmemoriam.bsky.social•163 days ago

Every show is cancelled, but you will play anyway.

lawngnomechomsky.bsky.social•163 days ago

I’m really looking forward to hearing your Eve6 cover band!

hey-shell.bsky.social•162 days ago

Catchy!

headdoc35.bsky.social•163 days ago

Ok. I’ll bring the alcohol to band practice.

vinewood-og.bsky.social•163 days ago

I mean kid rock probably needs an opener....

jefiner68.bsky.social•163 days ago

I thought that was Pete Hegseth's band.

grneyesgirl.bsky.social•163 days ago

With the backup singers of Christian (WHITE) Nationalists 🤦‍♀️🤬

Thank you for all you and your team do to tell the truth and keep our sanity going 🫶

eheart.bsky.social•163 days ago

Perfect. I would never see that band

marshalmattdylan.bsky.social•163 days ago

Supporting Act: The Three G&T’s.

jimhen99.bsky.social•163 days ago

They need to call his coworkers and accusers to testify.

loveupstateny.bsky.social•163 days ago

That’s good, but you could also use,
“The Unqualified Douchebag & the NDA’s”. The first hit song is, I’m such a lying ass, my mom doesn’t like me.

adewright.bsky.social•163 days ago

Ok that’s cool

But in Australia there was a band named Blowhard and hit song was Sexual Deviant.

Maybe play that at his swearing in, possibly also inauguration cos it’s way more apt than whatever Carrie will sing

vicvinegar2024.bsky.social•163 days ago

There's already a group called Maga.

1oddfck.bsky.social•163 days ago

“I’m a changed man from those days,but it never happened. Smear campaign. But I’ve changed”

rickclassic.bsky.social•163 days ago

Will the first single be NDA ( No Dames Allowed)?

brianterrill.bsky.social•163 days ago

Opening for them are Pap and the Smears.

lifisher.bsky.social•163 days ago

Funny how many of those he had to answer to. Where there’s smoke….

paintandbourbon.bsky.social•162 days ago

Yes… Anonymous Smear and the Rape Accusations in the vein of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. All jingoistic country songs covered as very gay disco and show tune classics.

vltak.bsky.social•163 days ago

Is the first single going to be Sign This NDA

jrrake.bsky.social•163 days ago

Hey man…..can I be the drummer?

dontlikerapists.bsky.social•163 days ago

And then we'll just sing, "Yes, Jesus loves me..."

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