Really would like to go do my daily 4mi walk, but fear I'm likely to die here because this little sh*t is knocked out - ThreadSky

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gregdoucette.bsky.social • 10 days ago

Really would like to go do my daily 4mi walk, but fear I'm likely to die here because this little sh*t is knocked out

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gayleharris.bsky.social•10 days ago

Aww. Cute kitty.

javi.beesky.social•9 days ago

worth it

allimarshall.bsky.social•10 days ago

You'll die such a happy death though! Just lost one of our guys who we called the "cat immobilizer." He had magical powers that are greatly missed.

megynslashes.bsky.social•10 days ago

Those are really good descriptions!

gardenanddaydrink.bsky.social•10 days ago

What I feel is the rudest thing they do is knead your belly, like, yes, it’s so soft because you don’t let me move. Fluffiness is the point.

lizamazel.bsky.social•9 days ago

nawww

wolfpacfive.bsky.social•10 days ago

You looked pinned down. Nothing you can do.

fetidmopppet.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nothing you can do. You are Biscuit's mattress now.

vealllc.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is probably better than a walk :)

kimberleelynn.bsky.social•10 days ago

But I lurv you, Papa.

isaac32767.picknit.com•10 days ago

Dude, you have to learn to overcome Feline Mind Control Rays if you're going to keep cats.

metboy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Science has yet to understand the gravitational effect of a sleeping cat.

allimarshall.bsky.social•10 days ago

I believe physicists have already confirmed this phenomenon, distinct to felines, it's a normal force distortion that results in cats slightly merging with your own body when they are at rest.

n3il4real.bsky.social•10 days ago

At least you died honorably.

sistergoldenbear.bsky.social•9 days ago

Your honorable sacrifice will be noted by the Cat Distribution and Reincarnation System. May you enjoy your warm, sunny spot and yummy treats in the next life.

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