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gregdoucette.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Insect bite for NC tracks

HOW are people suffocating in those states? Are they falling into grain bins? Chasing each other with plastic bags on their heads?

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joshuanortonii.bsky.social•2 days ago

The back injuries in Ohio no doubt comes from all the contortions done to justify the Cleveland Browns.

(Originally meant to specify some of their more despicable actions, but after a certain point, realised that doing stupid and/or awful things is how the Browns operate. So, yeah.)

catelli.bsky.social•3 days ago

The state shaped like a winter mitt - "Hand injury" 🤣

gregdoucette.bsky.social•3 days ago

Political and consultant classes playing tennis and golf

https://bsky.app/profile/isaac32767.picknit.com/post/3ls2eqpyyzk2o

mattpt55.bsky.social•3 days ago

I am sorry but how on earth are we ignoring "spine dislocation"???!!!

jkmcbee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Delaware pickleball is vicious man.

jarekfa.bsky.social•3 days ago

I did mine ice skating

gregdoucette.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nah, we've just got a lot of nature. So lots of spiders, ticks, horse flies, etc

https://bsky.app/profile/lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social/post/3ls2cmxm4os2e

shalrath42.bsky.social•2 days ago

Picaridin is your friend

gregdoucette.bsky.social•2 days ago

Exactly 😂

https://bsky.app/profile/ncrabbithole.com/post/3ls2hdd34zk22

thatac.bsky.social•2 days ago

mightybattlecat.bsky.social•2 days ago

Went out to change some of the coco fiber liners on the porch railing planters, put in new flowers. Ended up with a tick crawling up my shirt without leaving my porch.

(I chopped it into bits and set it on fire. My husband was all "Isn't that overkill?" "No, that's just enough kill.")

lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not making me feel better to know that NC has horse flies dangerous enough to cause medical insurance claims to be filed

bbennettesq.bsky.social•3 days ago

@chancerydaily.bsky.social ☝️ lol

driftlessflyguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

I assume Oklahoma is every obsessed dad trying to get their kid to be the next QB at OU.

zerukin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Motor vehicle accidents in CA also tracks. I don't drive, but I have seen how crazy people drive in this state often.

socinus.bsky.social•2 days ago

There are a bunch of medical diagnosis codes that definitely originated in the south and spread to the rest of us- my favorites are W59.21 “Bitten by Turtle” and V93.83 “Injury by other powered watercraft” (generally Jet Skis)

marag.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sprained hand for Maryland? I feel like there's a good joke there, but I'm too crabby to find it.

katvanzan.bsky.social•3 days ago

DC: Facial Injury. ???

nelsoncl80.bsky.social•3 days ago

Having lived in the Midwest for almost a decade, they do really worry about falling into grain silos. I was warned, repeatedly, about the dangers of suffocating in a grain silo despite never indicating that I would ever go near a grain silo.

kevinmcnamee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Finally, an explanation for the #FloridaMan phenomenon.

latercomer.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't know how I dislocated my spine, but it does hurt and I can't get to a chiropractor until Monday because they are booked. Seems accurate.

scavamungus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Make Texas Malarial Again

jmbarten.bsky.social•2 days ago

Spine dislocation?

There seems to be a suffocation corridor running through the mountain west?

kevdog.bsky.social•3 days ago

Head injury for Florida is a little too on-the-nose.

lelandyachtclub.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hawaii is like

cathodecorpse.bsky.social•2 days ago

VA too

misanthropolack.bsky.social•2 days ago

wtf is going on in Vermont

prudenincorporated.bsky.social•2 days ago

We’re #1 for head injuries!

cooljenim.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ticks are BAD here...

sfjulio415.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lmao 💯. I work outside ALOT here in the triangle and man cannot go one day without some super painful bite from some crazy bug. Currently battling these massive horse flies at my current job. Not fun lol