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thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 187 days ago

Hobbits would have LOVED bagels and cream cheese

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chestnutt71.bsky.social•187 days ago

They’d have definitely gone with “schmear” not “cream cheese.”

annesilver7.bsky.social•187 days ago

For #SecondBreakfast with capers and lox.

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•187 days ago

Hell yes

martyyoj.bsky.social•186 days ago

But what about avocado toast?

stjohn121.bsky.social•187 days ago

Dairy Intolerant like the Mayan

whisperingsage.bsky.social•187 days ago

Pizza bagels too

bjogden.bsky.social•187 days ago

Pretty sure their absolute favorite would have been the Everything bagel, because reasons, precious!!😉😉

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•187 days ago

I have nothing to support this other than vibes 🤷‍♂️

raspberrycordial.bsky.social•187 days ago

Hobbits are a carb-heavy people, it checks

jkbreedlove.bsky.social•187 days ago

Lox would be required tho. In my head canon.

golfgirl7.bsky.social•185 days ago

And common sense

sofia-e-rose.bsky.social•187 days ago

Trust the vibes

peterristuccia.bsky.social•187 days ago

I can hear Samwise Gamgee now, speaking thickly as he chews: "You know I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this stuff - it's not bad."

mango-flava.bsky.social•186 days ago

especially mini-bagels.

helloconstance.bsky.social•187 days ago

And soup

klassmi.bsky.social•187 days ago

The best - especially vegan cream cheese 🥯

catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social•187 days ago

Especially sesame seed bagels that have been buttered and toasted first.

wendywamsley.bsky.social•187 days ago

Oh, most definitely!

isogsargent.bsky.social•187 days ago

Who does not?

misty013.bsky.social•187 days ago

...and locks.

russellbarth.bsky.social•187 days ago

and weed. Like actual weed-weed, not the clover they have been smoking.
They'd dig it the most.

machinedsurfaces.bsky.social•187 days ago

Judging from my reaction to being served an irish spice bag, I can also confidently claim they would have fucking inhaled a spice bag.

elizabethmthomas.bsky.social•187 days ago

Totally.

mcdmaggie.bsky.social•187 days ago

For both breakfasts...

substdream7593.bsky.social•187 days ago

Hell yeah

stcecile.bsky.social•187 days ago

I am a hobbit and I endorse this statement

thornontherose.bsky.social•187 days ago

I fully support this statement.

enby-rage.bsky.social•187 days ago

I wonder how they'd react to celery

synchropation.com•187 days ago

No way! Theyd go for Lox.

linz13.bsky.social•187 days ago

Perfect food for second breakfast

cafedecheshire.bsky.social•187 days ago

Yes, we do.

viguerita.bsky.social•187 days ago

it's baconeggandcheese for Merry and Pippin

dexi39.bsky.social•187 days ago

What do you mean by would have? They DO!

jjaypes.bsky.social•187 days ago

Debateable. They'd definitely eat them regardless, but i don't know if it would be considered top tier.

rgsiebecker.bsky.social•187 days ago

Es verdad.

rosethorn87.bsky.social•187 days ago

mamasus.bsky.social•187 days ago

Elevensies. With lox.

mommawitch.bsky.social•187 days ago

That was my breakfast today. Might also be my second breakfast later.

blackcodemath.bsky.social•187 days ago

Probably at Second Breakfast.

nennywren.bsky.social•187 days ago

Fact.

pendragonrising.bsky.social•187 days ago

Would have? You know they invented that.

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