One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 196 days ago

One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome

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drtwillett.medsky.social•196 days ago

Sadly when you add wine/booz to the self party, the self checkout is not an option. The uber busy souls at Costco rarely comment, even when I checked out with only cheese and booz. Trader Joes, though, must encourage chatting, because they ALWAYS ask about my plans. Um, happy hermit?

3company.bsky.social•196 days ago

That’s how to prepare for a snow storm- buy cheese, wine, fruit, baguette & olives - never forget the olives

sweettealiberal.bsky.social•196 days ago

cbportland.bsky.social•196 days ago

We do the same thing…cheese please.

auralborous.bsky.social•196 days ago

officialishloveme.bsky.social•196 days ago

My only question would be is: “where is the wine?”

P.S. While you’re out, pick up some good bread and fruit (pears, peaches, apples, grapes, etc.), too.

If you’re gonna do this, do it right.

😉

aberryhill.bsky.social•196 days ago

Or just gnaw on a block of Colby and wash it down with melted Swiss.

isabel-garcia.bsky.social•196 days ago

One time I got asked if I ran a mini store.. Nope, just junk for me n the kids for the weekend

austin-dave.bsky.social•196 days ago

Soon these will be the questions asked by our Stasi grocery clerks and GRU nail technicians.

cgyates345.bsky.social•196 days ago

That’s not that much cheese.

creatureofhobbit.bsky.social•196 days ago

Not at Whole Foods, anyway. 😉

larryedvickers.bsky.social•196 days ago

You have to be careful when you use the word ADULT when refering to a PARTY.
You should get firmer cheese for your party.

galynabean.bsky.social•196 days ago

I get that ☺️

noelcarbs.bsky.social•196 days ago

Me. But with shrimp rings.

bohemianeden.bsky.social•196 days ago

I love having adult money to do the things my parents never let me do.

fierybri.bsky.social•196 days ago

My husband loves when my Mom comes to visit because she brings the "good cheese"

troyv1000.bsky.social•196 days ago

Even at my age...I sometimes have to remind myself I'm the "grown up" and I can eat/buy anything I damn want!

stcecile.bsky.social•196 days ago

I hope you bought some Restoralax as well.

masonjar9.bsky.social•196 days ago

Tell them you're attending a Christmas party and the theme is Cheeses of Nazareth. This is especially fun if you do it in a Confederate state.

friendishly.bsky.social•196 days ago

I've only been on Bluesky for about 3 weeks now and have been following you for about the same amount of time and I've concluded that 'cheese' is a major player in your posts. Curious.

beclassystaysassy.bsky.social•196 days ago

Similar to my “I’m having ice cream for breakfast because I’m an adult and I can do what I want DONT JUDGE ME” rants to my housemates, as I put scoops of ice cream in a cereal bowl at 7am.

freyaanduin.bsky.social•195 days ago

you can never have too much cheese

rotoc.bsky.social•196 days ago

Or $350 in booze.

mickeybiz.bsky.social•196 days ago

abookishgirl.bsky.social•195 days ago

This reminds me of the time my spouse and I went to pick up the massive party platter of sushi we’d ordered for NYE. “Have a great party!” they said. “Huh? Oh… right… yes, party, yes we’re absolutely having one of those,” we said.

needlescaine.bsky.social•196 days ago

Me anytime I walk to the charcuterie section of Kroger:

a-little-bit-of.bsky.social•195 days ago

Sounds like someone is getting ready for Bread and Cheese Week 2024! ❤️ 🥖🧀 I could not be more excited!

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•195 days ago

Every week is bread and cheese week at our house

a-little-bit-of.bsky.social•195 days ago

I just know we'd be friends. 😆

pepsi67.bsky.social•196 days ago

You and me both! 👌

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