I don’t mean to be weird and dramatic but I just want to scream my brains out and eat everything and fight everyone like God’s angriest little seagull, but also just go live on the bottom of the ocean like a flounder with a little peanut brain and everything is dumb and I hate it - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 48 days ago

I don’t mean to be weird and dramatic but I just want to scream my brains out and eat everything and fight everyone like God’s angriest little seagull, but also just go live on the bottom of the ocean like a flounder with a little peanut brain and everything is dumb and I hate it

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helenathegreat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why limit yourself? Do the first on M, W, F & the 2nd on T, Th, Sat, & Sun. In these times of uncertainty we should explore all types of coping mechanisms.

I listen to podcasts with my ear buds and then just comment out loud, at normal volume, on random bits. In public. Near people. There's that

coffeecrip.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can I hang w you? Thats got to be hilarious.🤭

helenathegreat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Absolutely! The more fun crazy people around, the better!

ladyofcheese.bsky.social•47 days ago

This all seems reasonable.

happycrone.bsky.social•48 days ago

YES!

lostcanadian.bsky.social•48 days ago

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

cathygreen67.bsky.social•47 days ago

https://youtu.be/x6XT7FDSdn8?feature=shared

sfgirluk.bsky.social•48 days ago

I bet the Germans have a word for this.

lauragrey.bsky.social•48 days ago

YESSSSSS.

mollyc2.bsky.social•48 days ago

OMG.....YOU NAILED IT.

gummiberry-juice.bsky.social•48 days ago

I need to steal this

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•47 days ago

same

susankayequinn.bsky.social•48 days ago

someone posted a gif of a person walking out into the ocean and I was PISSED that I couldn't download it

so yeah, that's where we are

meowmocha.bsky.social•47 days ago

Walking directly into the ocean seems like a good plan. And as the waves wash over you, your body begins to morph, and you take the form of a seal, and you can swim far, far away from humanity. Forever...

k8french.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same

farmbabe2.bsky.social•48 days ago

Might be time to re-watch The West Wing. That brought me a measure of comfort last time.

helenathegreat.bsky.social•48 days ago

I fear this time it won't. It may tip you over the edge into insanity with the comparison.

Then again, insanity might be fun. 🌻

laughswanted.bsky.social•48 days ago

melbells.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can I be an angler fish so I can be in the nice relaxing darkness and have all of the ocean weighing down on me like the world's Best weighted blanket?

meyavelli.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same.

rulerofallthings.bsky.social•48 days ago

I feel that. I suggest a pint of Ben and Jerry’s to get you through this. If The Boys from Vermont aren’t strong enough medicine, you could mix it with some Beaches or Steel Magnolias, followed by a nap.

alicialou.bsky.social•47 days ago

mishka1599.bsky.social•47 days ago

You are not weird or dramatic. This resonates with how we all feel. You said it perfectly!! You are not alone!!

chainedvictory.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'm sorry that you feel this way but thank you for perfectly articulating my own feelings in a way I simply cannot manage.

psychedelicsheep9.bsky.social•48 days ago

Again…you are my spirit animal.

neurovibe.bsky.social•48 days ago

Me too

jen-bookfreedom.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’ll take Ben and Jerry’s and mix it with whisky, and toast your idea! I’ll get pistachio so that I get in my green smoothie for the day.

mjt711.bsky.social•48 days ago

Well articulated. We are feeling the same way here in Canada 🇨🇦

aaronbieber.com•48 days ago

I fucking hate AI, why is it doing this to me, what have I become? I'm a puppet of these infernal computers.

cindracat.bsky.social•48 days ago

as funny/not funny as this is, I can see actual humans making this mistake, so.....

siardica.bsky.social•47 days ago

You're not alone and we will get through it together - one action at a time, one day at a time. Go shoot the ACLU some cash or find a local group whose work you can support/amplify.

puahhope.bsky.social•48 days ago

I need a t-shirt that says "God's angriest little seagull" and an order of French fries.
Not kidding, imma need those fries.

helenathegreat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Count me in!

gnarlygeek.bsky.social•48 days ago

Deep cleansing breathes...

texasgardenbee.bsky.social•48 days ago

Not weird and dramatic. Appropriate for the moment.

writerfrog99.bsky.social•48 days ago

I feel you deeply ❤️

gamercrone.bsky.social•48 days ago

We are in an overwhelming situation here, so your comment is understandable. Be gentle with yourself.

sixftjamie.bsky.social•47 days ago

As do we all.

cathygreen67.bsky.social•47 days ago

https://youtu.be/x6XT7FDSdn8?feature=shared

kred42.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same

katrinaj44.bsky.social•48 days ago

That's a vibe. I feel it.

wi2w2.bsky.social•47 days ago

Oh blazes ..."eat everything." I so relate. Damn.

neuroguides.bsky.social•48 days ago

👊🏼

rettabert87.bsky.social•47 days ago

But yet it does sound sooooo tempting!!!😎🙌🏾

alleybabs.bsky.social•47 days ago

You are speaking the words in my heart.

tmackay.bsky.social•48 days ago

That’s fair. Wear comfortable shoes if you can!

thatswhat-shesaid.bsky.social•47 days ago

If you are a seagull-why wouldn’t you just 💩 on everyone?

jumpinjax100.bsky.social•48 days ago

I started talking to guy in Costco yesterday who thought what the idiot is doing is “great for the country” and “what Clinton? And Biden wanted to do but never did” re:tariffs. I feel ya!

jajl.bsky.social•48 days ago

“God’s angriest little seagull…”
Yes!

maxether.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same.

vernajarrett.bsky.social•48 days ago

*nods gently* Perfectly reasonable.

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