Once teased a girl at the bus stop: “Hey! Hey! Fatty Four Eyes!” or something, and then ran into the long grass and straight onto a broken bottle. Fatty Four Eyes very nobly went and fetched my mum. Four stitches.
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Dasha
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
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