"This is the body."
*hands over slice of Chicago deep dish."
"This is the blood."
*passes plate to collect dripping sauce*
*hands over slice of Chicago deep dish."
"This is the blood."
*passes plate to collect dripping sauce*
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Dish can't be used for the eucharist because it's leavened. He'd have to use St. Louis-style dough.
In desperation, my gram went to the priest to ask what she should do since she couldn’t eat fish on Friday (couldn’t even be around it being cooked)
“Do you believe in the miracle of transubstantiation, Mary Jane?”
She nodded.
“Then bless it and make it fish.”
Additional hilarity is the pronunciation of their parish priest’s name
The first time I heard the story I really thought it was spelled Fr. Hymen