LIAM: CHECK UR WHATSAPP

SOLICITOR: I’m at a christening. What have you sent

LIAM: SOME FOOTAGE OF ME THATS GONE VIRAL

SOLICITOR: oh Jesus what have you done

LIAM: THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. POLICE WANT ME. DON’T TAKE THE LORD’S NAME IN VAIN IN HIS OWN GAFF

SOLICITOR: thanks for that advice, Father

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