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liondad.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Enforced toddlerhood.

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delia-n.bsky.social•3 days ago

Squatting in a playpen in extra thick diapers and the only reason is “because Dad said so.”

lilst1nker.bsky.social•3 days ago

Enforced toddlerhood implies there are enforcers. What are their uniforms like? Do they get cool badges?

childprodigy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tattletales look like the rest of us

baa.bsky.social•3 days ago

the fucking potty cops

lilst1nker.bsky.social•3 days ago

The regression cops raiding your residence and removing your illegally installed toilet

baa.bsky.social•3 days ago

what the fuck man I need that for sitting on while I wait for the shower to warm up

lilst1nker.bsky.social•3 days ago

What am I supposed to flush my drugs down when the DEA comes???

baa.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you’re American maybe your garburator y’know the sink thing?

liondad.bsky.social•3 days ago

Having the potty uninstalled and a throne installed in its place is kinda Junecore, to be fair

lilst1nker.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was about to opine on houses without plumbing because you only use diapers but then I realized that’s just most houses before 1900. Take me back 💔

princesslaura.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes plz! ^_^

dokodokone.bsky.social•3 days ago

The dream

babyashie611.bsky.social•3 days ago

kaitocrinkle.bsky.social•3 days ago

Graham say no more.

pup-dogmeat.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'll tell you like I tell my doctors. Talk to me like I'm 5

thelittlestisaac.bsky.social•3 days ago

Two words and yet it already destroyed by brain. 😍

retro-bait.bsky.social•3 days ago

Graham, how can you expect a post so lengthy to reach the minds of the youth today? 🙄

One word maximum, please 😤

liondad.bsky.social•3 days ago

I've got some tricks up my sleeve

littlelydia.bsky.social•3 days ago

I laughed at the joke and then got stuck watching it loop for like a minute

NOT FAIR

retro-bait.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh shit, tell me more!

caliclysmic.bsky.social•3 days ago

Too many words didn’t read

katopup.bsky.social•3 days ago

😧 But I whipe my own ass!? 😧

thekinkygrad.bsky.social•3 days ago

Enforced is such an enticing adjective 🫠

axeltheaussie.bsky.social•3 days ago

thearbrat.bsky.social•3 days ago

mines5.bsky.social•3 days ago

I second this, I need/want this so badly

liljaceyboy.bsky.social•3 days ago

As long as I can pretend to be completely against it and act like I hate it at first, then I'm all for it.

akiridan-abdl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Go from adult underpants to more child-sized ones, then move on to padded ones and finish with really thick diapers, while reinforcing that it is the best

puppykodai.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m in. Put me in, coach

pagosvolkor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Need more than imagained

pampersqueaker.bsky.social•3 days ago

I still get to be an adult sometimes though right ? 🥺

csol45.bsky.social•3 days ago

You've gotta catch me first!

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