they torture 16th century spice traders down in hell by making them watch me spill black peppercorns all over my countertop & kitchen floor while trying to reload the grinder
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Top tip: cup your thumb and index finger around the top of the grinder to make a small funnel shape. Works pretty well, though I still do torture the odd spice merchant by losing a few
I'll be honest I think being shot by the Doom Revenants is probably more painful. However, if any of that spilled black peppercorn you didn't find filtered down to hell and made their rockets extra painful, NOW we're talking.
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Recently read up on the capture then looting of the Madre De Deus, "biggest theft in history", and it got looted by the good folks of my hometown
Half the cargo by volume was peppercorns, worth pennies now, not then (1590s)