The crime was discovered at 8am. By 10am, a garish pink ‘Visit Newbury’ gazebo had been placed over the crime scene, and by 12pm: ‘He’s in a body bag!’
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‘Make them stand in market square covered in marmalade with a nearby wasps nest’
‘When they catch them, maybe some stocks should be set up near the bench’
‘Bolt them to the bench until the bear is restored!’
'Spooky.'