Maybe an artful image of orange make-up surrounding the fly of Putin's slacks would be the ideal heart-warming image for your sweet and sincere card π
My friend, I claimed ownership of the 'C' word some time ago. Turns out the word does not discriminate applying to both females and males in equal portion.ππ«Άπ«β€οΈβπ₯ππ
This is absolutely insulting to the hard working cumguzzlers of the world for their efforts.
Maybe try -
"Have a shit birthday, be sure to apologize to whatever escort you disappoint tonight, bring baby wipes for both shitholes you have and some spare Depends."
And let's all ruin his parade, by protesting against the orange moron. Boycott his parade, join a protest, rally, concert, do anything that will not honor him.
Could I suggest an Obama apreciation day t shirt as a gift.
It even has our racists' bday date printed on it. Curious how they both land on the same day!π
It, unfortunately would be assault, no matter how justified you might feel. I dislike him immensely, and would not cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire. Only time can remove this shit stain without legal repercussions.
You know, I was concerned about that too. But the Coalition of Cumguzzlers, or COC (pronounced cock) agreed to take one for the team.πππ€£π€£π€£
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Love it
I wish I had the artistic talent to bring that image to lifeπ€£π«Άπ«β€οΈβπ₯ππ
Yes. Has a certain ring to it.
Maybe try -
"Have a shit birthday, be sure to apologize to whatever escort you disappoint tonight, bring baby wipes for both shitholes you have and some spare Depends."
...doesn't quite roll off the line
Love it
I'm going to borrow that. Thanks π
A fellow flyer said "twatwaffle"ππ
It even has our racists' bday date printed on it. Curious how they both land on the same day!π
And yes, it is π«Άπ«β€οΈβπ₯ππ
Those that fought against it did so illegally.
A nation of laws only works if the laws are just, and when injustice rules, the laws really don't matter much.
Seems like you wasted your time.