he heard the term “concealer” and took that shit literally - ThreadSky

goldengateblond.bsky.social • 37 days ago

he heard the term “concealer” and took that shit literally

Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.

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taelkins-15.bsky.social•37 days ago

Irrrrrrr-onyyyyy.

taelkins-15.bsky.social•37 days ago

Clearly, he's fixing his public image. You know, without changing at all. Maybe wear two pocket squares to double down.

astrogold.bsky.social•36 days ago

Hell yeah, lethal winged eyeliner and a powdered, shine free t zone for all the meritous warfighters

kinchman.bsky.social•37 days ago

Him concealing anything is a step in the right direction.

superobscure.com•37 days ago

I legit thought it was an Onion headline. 🤦

sjkell.bsky.social•37 days ago

Oh sweet Jesus, can we be done with these posers?

elliebeans.bsky.social•37 days ago

He could share it with JD Vance.

gunna-z.bsky.social•36 days ago

Takes a lot of concealer to hide those nazi tats

bman1215.bsky.social•37 days ago

I have a makeup mirror that I’m not using, maybe I should send it to him?

eddie0028.bsky.social•37 days ago

Sounds like gender affirming care.

eddie0028.bsky.social•37 days ago

Doesn't sound like he's leaving soon. I wonder if it will have a wet bar?

ms-braveheart.bsky.social•37 days ago

Guess sideburn-gate struck a chord…

northchattb.bsky.social•37 days ago

Well that takes care of anyone left in the pentagon that didnt hate him already. Does he know where he works?

jamesdolson.bsky.social•37 days ago

The real question is whether this is a leak meant to damage him or a leak by Hegseth meant to appeal to Trump saying ‘I like my makeup just like you Mr President.’

robert148.bsky.social•37 days ago

How embarrassing to need a makeup artist and separate salon.

kkmbol.bsky.social•37 days ago

Will he be demanding warm chocolate chip cookies next?
See what happens when you hire Fox News "talent" and other unqualified douchebags for important jobs?

tande432.bsky.social•37 days ago

Why hasn't he been fired???

thisisanillusion.bsky.social•37 days ago

All such manly men

simplysunshine.bsky.social•36 days ago

Why are the men around Trump obsessed with hating drag queens and trans people but slather on more makeup than any woman I know?

hamptonfibermill.bsky.social•37 days ago

Not to be kink-shaming him, but “does his own makeup” is not a phrase usually associated with US Defense Secretaries.

gardenelf.bsky.social•37 days ago

There’s to be no gender affirmation in the Pentagon 🤣

wudang.com•37 days ago

manly men wear makeup now?

windhorse.bsky.social•37 days ago

*Warfighter* by Maybelline.

classicsophie.bsky.social•37 days ago

Does Musk know? Is Trump jealous?

suzanad1.bsky.social•37 days ago

I'm gonna apply 🤣🤣

daisymadison.bsky.social•37 days ago

Had to check if it's April Fools' Day 🙄

tweeteresse.bsky.social•37 days ago

He will need a lot of concealer to cover his tattoos

tinylittlecherub.bsky.social•37 days ago

People are dying of poverty and an incompetent defense secretary having a makeup studio holds priority over that. Ridiculous

4legsrgood.bsky.social•37 days ago

Okay U win the day

wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social•37 days ago

Every stereotype you have of military men and women and Pete is like the exact opposite… he is worried about his makeup and going on Fox to talk (narcissists love the sound of their own voice)… I hate this timeline