Completely agree with ya on how ridiculous the marketing and name of them are but like... It's also a good product. They're a bit sturdier than most wipes, the fragrance isn't as intense. They're cheaper with higher quantity than most other brands.
By sturdier, I mean they don't tear as easily coming out of the package. A lot of brands I've tried tend to tear easily.
The biggest problem I've had with these is if they're stuck together, it might pull a bunch out instead of tearing
You don’t have to replace a toilet to install a bidet on a toilet. Just a seat (if that). Some just install right under the original seat. You’re welcome. No plumber needed, only a wrench
So many products that are so worthless like this.
"Cologne sold in a glass AK bottle so you smell good but are STILL A MAN."
"Camo patter ear plugs so you can avoid going deaf WHILE MANLY."
How weak do people have to be to say "Terrified of a bidet, but MAN wipes are fine. Only MAN wipes. Manly."
Have you tried it though? It’s actually really good. Like what flavored sparkling water wants to be. Noticeable flavor and agave sweetener.
The brand is self-aware on the cringiness though. Hence the leather mosh diaper cover.
During the pandemic, I saw a guy throw a fit at Target about not wearing a mask. He started ranting about China. The cops had to forcibly remove him from the store after he threatened someone.
But not in the healthy way where we destigmatize mental health care and are open about diagnoses, the kind where you just pretend that you're a prophet or a shaman or something and call it "based and schizo-pilled".
I'm in the Army and people order lots of these. I try to save them money by explaining that if you have a messy crap in the field you can just spit in your toilet paper before use but nobody listens.
There are men so insecure with themselves, like ted cruz, that they won't use bidets to rinse and light wipe dry, so they'd rather hard wipe multiple times (was it enough tho?) via finger prodding with thin scratchy paper and irritate their bung hole. Guys, it's OK to clean your bung hole, it's ok
I take those fluffy puppy wipes and they are supposed to disolve in water. I dunno about that but we dont have bidets in europe, or the Netherlands to be exact.
Unfortunately, "flushable" just means "will go down the toilet", they don't break down the way toilet paper does and thus create a lot of problems in the sewage system.
I can’t believe I’m about to defend dude wipes of all things..
They’re handy after workouts because they’re larger than most other wet wipes- meaning they cover more surface area. They’re not explicitly just for doodoo, y’all. They’re just a more masc scented wet wipe.
They literally have repackaged multiple hand creams and hair conditioning into black/grey boxes, wrote man on the box, and almost double their sales. That actually happens, lol
Seriously there are many companies that make wipes. These are high quality, and for those of us without a bidet, they work great. They cost just as much as all of the other wipes out there. You don’t like it? Fine. Enjoy your stinky ass.
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The biggest problem I've had with these is if they're stuck together, it might pull a bunch out instead of tearing
"Cologne sold in a glass AK bottle so you smell good but are STILL A MAN."
"Camo patter ear plugs so you can avoid going deaf WHILE MANLY."
How weak do people have to be to say "Terrified of a bidet, but MAN wipes are fine. Only MAN wipes. Manly."
Idgaf if my bag of butt wipes has a panda or baby or whatever on it because I don't have the mentality of a 13yr old boy.
I think they were originally a Shark Tank pitch or smth too
Like you can flush it...it may just fuck up the public water system. But you can flush it!
I don't understand the whole "cleaning my butt is gay" thing. That's just nasty and gross. No wonder women don't want to be near guys like that.
Well, whatever floats your boat, just be sure to buy products that are listed as cruelty free and vegan.
The brand is self-aware on the cringiness though. Hence the leather mosh diaper cover.
Friends just went “why?”
“Why do they exist or why did I give them?”
“Yes. Nevermind…”
All he was buying was Dude Wipes and Ketchup.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude_Wipes
We shower/bath often
They’re flushable,they smell nice, and they’ve got witch hazel to prevent hemorrhoids…What more could you ask? 😊
https://morrisjenkins.com/blog/why-flushable-wipes-arent-exactly-flushable/
At this point I'm rooting for an asteroid.
They’re handy after workouts because they’re larger than most other wet wipes- meaning they cover more surface area. They’re not explicitly just for doodoo, y’all. They’re just a more masc scented wet wipe.
Gonna need those, too. Because regular tissues are just too "girly"