What fucking NSC, it’s just Rubio hopping from seat to seat like a fucking Mr. Bean skit. - ThreadSky

rpg-volley.bsky.social • 2 days ago

What fucking NSC, it’s just Rubio hopping from seat to seat like a fucking Mr. Bean skit.

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FOX: TRUMP REQUESTS NSC BE PREPARED IN SITUATION ROOM

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claycopper.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Guys, can we just do a quick vote? They're gonna kill me if I don't make it over to the Archives tonight."

genderqueeries.ca•2 days ago

📌

juliemielke7.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

greggk.bsky.social•2 days ago

He’s also in charge of bringing refreshments…

bigbrain1234.bsky.social•2 days ago

A lifelong quest for Marco to get Trump to say he never should have called him little Marco.

deborahleao.bsky.social•2 days ago

and reporting in the Signal group chat

arkenor.bsky.social•2 days ago

They're just waiting to see what Israel does, so they can proclaim that that was exactly what they had told Israel to do.

smsaideman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey now, Hegseth is in the corner, trying not to spill his drink. Tulsi in the other corner is trying to call her bosses in Moscow. And the Chairman is trying to figure out how best to say yes to Trump.

lveseenenough.bsky.social•2 days ago

Kegsbreath says drinks are on the House tonight

8stringandsushi.bsky.social•2 days ago

You’ve had some zingers recently.

rpg-volley.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m mad, Glax!

jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social•2 days ago

As an aficionado of the work of Rowan Atkinson, are you referring to his seminal 1992 comedy special from Boston where he played a janitor who used a variety of invisible instruments?

caelanaegana.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lil Marco the jumping bean. I'm so sorry. 😆

anonbeing.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes, you are moving on to the next one of all your wars, time to tell bullshit.

rpg-volley.bsky.social•2 days ago

I sure as shit didn’t ask for this.

anonbeing.bsky.social•2 days ago

Good!

mlkelly.bsky.social•2 days ago

He needs a cover for his humiliation at the G7.

yourfriendbobon.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is just the plot of Dinner for One!

"Miss Sophie is celebrating her 90th birthday. As every year, she has invited her four closest friends to a birthday dinner. However, she has outlived all of them, requiring her butler James to impersonate the guests."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n7VI0rC8ZA

yourfriendbobon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wonderful bit of 60's comedy if you haven't seen it.

meddlesomecleric.bsky.social•2 days ago

I need this skit to exist more than I have needed any earthly absurdity in my life

instaminta.bsky.social•2 days ago

Truth

leptopterygius.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not to worry, my source at the Crystal City Papa John’s tells me this is a false alarm.

supremerobo.bsky.social•2 days ago

psgarak.bsky.social•1 day ago

Didn't worry, Jeffrey Goldberg will let us know how it goes.

skippygranola.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rubio playing three guys like Peter Sellers

johnbiz.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Rubio as Mr Bean cannot be more perfect

platosfeet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh good, glad we have a strong principled voice against escalation with Iran in the room….

llamahansa.bsky.social•2 days ago

fat-teabskysocial.bsky.social•5 hours ago

i hope rubio has a different (literal) hat for every job.

jlcbsky.bsky.social•2 days ago

raymckigney.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Just don't hit any of the weapons they're selling to Father Putin."

voodooforce.bsky.social•2 days ago

LMAO!!!!

jerembluehouse.bsky.social•2 days ago

"the same procedure as last year, Mr President?"
"The same procedure as every year, Marco"

stosh80.bsky.social•2 days ago

Except not funny

moritasgus.bsky.social•2 days ago

kennethgray.bsky.social•2 days ago

Paging Tulsi Gabbard. Comrade Gabbard, please pick up the red courtesy phone.

msmith1047.bsky.social•2 days ago

“I just ran everything we have through ChatGPT, and it said we’re all gonna die in nuclear fire. BUT. Then when I replied ‘oh no,’ it said it was probably mistaken. So, we’re good.”

newamericancivilst.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey, we’re all gonna die sometime.

20xdee6.bsky.social•2 days ago

that's the new healthcare plan, yes

sagastar.bsky.social•2 days ago

i'm getting a lot of use out of this

it's so fucking grim but it makes me laugh

poliorcetes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Calling up Loomer now.

danryan17.bsky.social•2 days ago

8stringandsushi.bsky.social•2 days ago

So good.

algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•2 days ago

this being john malkovich reboot stinks.

maxshields.bsky.social•2 days ago

Efficient. Reduces the government's portrait budget.

jmcrowell.bsky.social•2 days ago

That portrait budget feeds my family. GPO needs to print MOAR, not fewer, portraits.

maxshields.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rubio: "no portraits for you!"

slownova.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's Trump 2.0's Jared Kushner. Lol unfortunately for him he doesn't have a convenient high society pot to melt back into and he's too limp-dick to make it into the GOP post-politics pig trough.