Me [yelling]: HEY BABE I CAN’T FIND A COPY OF OUR MUTUAL DEFENSE AGREEMENT WITH ISRAEL ANYWHERE
Her: That’s ‘cause we don’t have one!
Me: I SWEAR I LEFT IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE AUMF!
Her: That’s your old one from 2001!
Me: WELL WHAT ABOUT MY CASUS BELLI?!
Her: Nope!
Her: That’s ‘cause we don’t have one!
Me: I SWEAR I LEFT IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE AUMF!
Her: That’s your old one from 2001!
Me: WELL WHAT ABOUT MY CASUS BELLI?!
Her: Nope!
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