it’s his first day and he’s already slacking on the job, literally - ThreadSky

burymyvices.bsky.social • 12 days ago

it’s his first day and he’s already slacking on the job, literally

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hes-a-merman.bsky.social•12 days ago

literally me EVERY TIME i see Marm

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

ahdjjdnd this is me too whenever he pops up out of nowhere in my apartment

inneedofdonuts.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ummm actually I think he's doing a swell job. He deserves a raise.

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

ill make sure he also gets an extra treat with breakfast today

treasureandrum.bsky.social•12 days ago

he’s a trainee, i’m allow it

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

he said thank you, his boss is the worst ever and doesn’t understand the importance of rest over work

arcadiaego.bsky.social•12 days ago

Do air biscuits count?

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

omg don’t tell him that he’d never get up

lisahafey.bsky.social•12 days ago

As I was scrolling by I initially mistook him for a croissant! 🥐

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

ahshhdjd that was his plan the whole time!!

lisahafey.bsky.social•12 days ago

He clearly didn’t need to make biscuits at all - he’s already a fancy pastry!

annettefb.bsky.social•12 days ago

Legally entitled to breaks 😺

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

he left early for the day but he also has unlimited pto

annettefb.bsky.social•12 days ago

oh to be a cat in charge of biscuit making 😸

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

right i want his job

communionnimrod.bsky.social•12 days ago

I think he deserves a raise

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

i’ll allow one extra lil soup a day with his dinner

communionnimrod.bsky.social•12 days ago

Aww yisss 😌

citrussyndicate.bsky.social•12 days ago

He's working hard at drawing in customers!

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

he is very cute i’ll give him that

appleteeth.bsky.social•12 days ago

Boss makes a dollar
Kitty makes a dime
That's why he sleeps (adorably)
On company time

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH

missmagrat.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hay, making biscuits is a hard work and it's only his first day.

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

i GUESS

thrilloilogy.bsky.social•12 days ago

Marm!! My love, my darling, my sweet little pumpkin

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

he’s such a little baby

aperfectday.bsky.social•12 days ago

This is what his union fought for. ❤️

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

that and extra treats!!

duckistic.bsky.social•12 days ago

I don't know, he looks like he's on top of it

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

AHHDJD SHUT UP

duckistic.bsky.social•12 days ago

I'm sorry I thought of it and got SO proud of myself

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

as you should be it made me cackle

foxymcluvox.bsky.social•12 days ago

Second shift is working the rooftop bar!

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

he’s been working on his signature coffee drinks

mariwho.bsky.social•12 days ago

HE'S SO FLUFFYYY

burymyvices.bsky.social•12 days ago

SOOO FLUFFY ALWAYS

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