we just need to apply olive garden technology to weekends - ThreadSky

jcsalterego.bsky.social • 13 days ago

we just need to apply olive garden technology to weekends

Reposted from Jerry Chen

they should invent an endless weekend

Comments

chrissittner.bsky.social•13 days ago

Brilliant, truly this is why we need Joey.

rebeccacrecelius.bsky.social•13 days ago

What is wrong with you? Olive Garden is terrible?

jcsalterego.bsky.social•13 days ago

were both of these supposed to be questions?

rebeccacrecelius.bsky.social•13 days ago

Lol! Olive Garden is like my punctuation… too much sauce on too few noodles.

rexferal.bsky.social•13 days ago

yes

suebachnershow.bsky.social•13 days ago

If you could institute the Olive Garden's "Buy One, Take One to Go" procedure, that would be great. I would love to have an extra Saturday to put in the fridge and later squeeze in between Wednesday and Thursday.

akarichard.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yayyy!!! Retirement!!!! All those years of writing crappy COBOL paid off!! WoooHooo!!! Endless Saturdays!! Unfortunately my young friends may not be as lucky. How did that happen?

webpuppy45.bsky.social•12 days ago

Endless weekends with unlimited breadsticks?

mateohh.bsky.social•13 days ago

I’m opting for the mimosa tech instead

mateohh.bsky.social•13 days ago

wait, nvm, that would be a “bottomless weekend”, can’t have that

hamburgerjack.bsky.social•13 days ago

Will there be breadsticks?

akdanno.bsky.social•13 days ago

finally, you make some sense.😃

hamiltwan.bsky.social•13 days ago

Aren't you concerned that on weekends, we will be family??

jcsalterego.bsky.social•13 days ago

in fact, i'm counting on it.

hamiltwan.bsky.social•13 days ago

Sounds like a great idea!
[Whispering into phone] he's gonna do it, you know what you have to do. No rules, just right!

gifsmooth.bsky.social•13 days ago

It's called the weekEND, but then two days later another week just starts. That's not an end, it's just a temporary ceasefire. We have to stop the weeks at their source.

gifsmooth.bsky.social•13 days ago

rexferal.bsky.social•13 days ago

idea officially stolen