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jcsalterego.bsky.social • 15 days ago

every fridge has a bermuda triangle

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grandpadavid.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yum!

the1jill.bsky.social•15 days ago

Bottom shelf, back-left corner

Every. Single. Time.

stumblingdown.bsky.social•14 days ago

every bermuda triangle has an erogenous zone

couponforpoupon.bsky.social•14 days ago

Condiment coffin corner

redliberation.bsky.social•15 days ago

And a Hawaii Octagon

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Recently found a jar of some condiment dated covid era 2021

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who uses a shopping list ?

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

The dryer too!

imdmingyour.mom•15 days ago

that’s where the damn thousand island dressing is! i didn’t have to buy more

jcsalterego.bsky.social•15 days ago

you can only get like six hundred island dressing now. bc of the economy

gruntmusic.bsky.social•15 days ago

Dressings on salad? In this economy?

imdmingyour.mom•15 days ago

every time i buy thousand island dressing the very first thing i do is pour it all over my table and count those damn island. i've never had more than like 280 of them. it's such a scam smh my head

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Have you found one brand better than another? LOL

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Another big corporation screwing you!
What ever happen to good values?

korrok.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thousand islet dressing due to shrinkflation.

meritcandour.bsky.social•14 days ago

Jerry no

vixerunt.bsky.social•15 days ago

The drawer of shame where my fresh vegetables moulder before I throw them out uneaten

ren-xmnightmare.bsky.social•15 days ago

there are incomprehensible labyrinths under every kitchen sink only accessible to rats and bugs

mrc12.bsky.social•15 days ago

byzantinedixie.bsky.social•15 days ago

I will tell you what I tell my husband. "Move the milk!"

jimk1.bsky.social•15 days ago

Between the open box of baking soda, the Great Value Dijon mustard bottle from ‘23, and whatever your aunt gave you for Xmas.

deriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

Oh don't worry fruitcakes last for ever!

jcsalterego.bsky.social•15 days ago

real

saquonsleftthumb.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who tf is keeping baking soda in the fridge 😭

jimk1.bsky.social•15 days ago

As a deodorizer. It works for about 6 months. The trick is to remember to change it.

saquonsleftthumb.bsky.social•15 days ago

You learn something new every day, how about that.

pennystarrjr.bsky.social•15 days ago

And its contents are never pickles, or mustard, but some kind of rotting vegetable or milk so old that is creating its own form of communication

extremecdnliberal.bsky.social•14 days ago

Until you clean it

The things you find are other worldly

lorehouse.bsky.social•15 days ago

An sort of drawer for instance

njagih.bsky.social•14 days ago

RIP to the hummus I swore I’d finish.

nachoseason38.bsky.social•15 days ago

They're not upset you ate the last slice of cheesecake. They're upset that you're lying about it.
You can buy more cheesecake, man.

johnignatiusriley.bsky.social•15 days ago

That would be the entire interior of mine.

demak2375.bsky.social•14 days ago

Why does it spit up moldy vegetables?

ishigh.lol•15 days ago

And it’s the first place I go for the mayo

falschspieler.com•15 days ago

That’s where the yogurt goes to die. Seven tubes of Go-Gurt: missing in action. I open the crisper drawer and a cold wind howls out. I salute the milk I lost in 2019. Allah help us all.