If you could somehow manage to magically turn the average cumulus cloud into the cotton wool it looks like it would contain more cotton than is produced in a year. It would also fall out of the sky but so slowly that if you were under it you could calmly walk to safety.
It should be noted that liquifying shetland ponies is going to get your study proposal blacklisted not to mention attempting it will get you into an awful lot of trouble.
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A Shetland pony sized fart might be doable, but a fart the size of a Suffolk Punch would be quite a thing to behold.
I'll probably never write a sentence quite like that again, so I'm going enjoy this moment 😆.