Asphyxiated by a cat in your sleep has to happen way, way more then people think. It will be fascinating to see the cause of death board at the pearly gates, im betting it's for sure top ten
Nothing says beauty like seeing 2 beady eyes staring out from the gnawed out hole of your dead grandmother's chest, since the cats were locked in her apartment it was cute they survived on her flesh
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Their cats are the most dangerous psychopaths of all, because they've figured out how to hide it with big stretches and such.