That would be great, but according to ancient legend, the only way for us to access this awesome period-stopping power is by throwing Bukola of Hatfield into a volcano. 🤷🏼♀️
Mine is so fucking consistent that my best friend still laughs about how somehow I almost always manage to get it when I'm in a car or airplane for a long trip. Even after having my son it came back after 10 months to the EXACT same cycle.
Ummm, if I could have stopped it, I wouldn't have endured the last 35 years of torture! Think of how much money I could have saved from not buying pads, tampons, and midol every month!
I love that this turned in to a period-havers support group! I stopped years ago, if I’d known the mood swings would stop, I’d have hit that off button in my…a very long time ago!
I tell myself it's good (?) to delay the actual menopause because I have osteopenia already, and my bones will probably crumble like week-old cookies when I hit a year with no cycles. But it's all quite rude, really.
I'm trying to synch mine with google assistant, but the API is tricky. "Hey google, turn off my period" just switches the porch light off at the moment. I'll keep tinkering.
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don't be this guy
(applies to every post by aubry)
Dudes are so dumb. 🤦🏻♀️
Highly recommended. I should have done it at 19.
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*toggles period switch to on*