Sometimes people say, "You shouldn't use geese!" Well, name the other sturdy bird capable of traveling long distances and if it's some bird with a goofy name so help me.
"Well, have you considered the BARN BOFFET SWALLOW WING?" No, because this is a federal safety agency and we refuse to be mocked over our choice of bird characters. We take that kind of thing seriously around here.
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Unless you kill it, and then you and the people around you might be doomed.
Nonserious but highly amusing suggestion: consider the potoo.
Keep your lips from looking like this birds feet, check your carbon monoxide detector.