My dog's idea of going for a walk. I wanna go home for a beer. He wants to lie in the grass, like a twat. The tragic thing is, he's gonna win this battle.
My brothers mother-in-law had a dog that I once had the take of looking after for a week. The twat used to go and sit in the river for ages every time I let it off the lead. Used to have to coax it out with biscuits (not dog biscuits - biscuits).
Do other people wonder what their dog is thinking as we do this? Mine almost certainly thinks ‘Behold I have produced another turd of such incomparable perfection that my human slave must pick it up and keep it’
take a seat in the grass with your dog. His life is 10-15 yrs maybe just a brief break loving your dedicated mate and taking life in from his perspective could do you some good.
in the middle left of this pic, if you zoom in, you can make out my pathetic King Charles cavalier, trying to tell me that the path i have chosen takes us [i]away from the house
Sit down dogs I could cope with , my two charge at me and everything else that moves..This photo ended up with me flat on my back with paw marks in my guts
A bell end is slang for the head of a penis. It's used in UK as an insult for a jerk or someone acting stupid or contemptibly. It's a bit similar to calling someone a dickhead.
Ha ha, haven't we all such an adorable bell-end for a dog. Mine is nodding 'yes'.
BTW, thank you for enriching my vocabulary. I now can switch between dickhead and bell-end from time to time.
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No cute "bell-end photo" from me. Imagine the different levels of delight shared between me and this whippet when one of us chose to roll in the entrails of dead rat? Clue: it wasn't the one of us who could hold the phone.
My brother-in-law used to have a dachshund. He told me that he could walk the dog a few blocks away from his house, where it would lay down and insist on being carried home.
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BTW, thank you for enriching my vocabulary. I now can switch between dickhead and bell-end from time to time.
I am SURE your dog is NOT a bellend. I am positive he's an adorable puppy.
Monster.
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Lovely view BTW
I laugh till it hurts, every time I read this. 🤣🤣🤣
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*Will admit to cat with one tooth, frightened of birds.