When Murray was asked by Nathan to model for a "wood sculpture", he agreed, thinking it was maybe for whittling... but he wasn't expecting it quite like THIS! 💦💦 Commission for @loremaster22.bsky.social! - ThreadSky

daxhush.bsky.social • 1 day ago

When Murray was asked by Nathan to model for a "wood sculpture", he agreed, thinking it was maybe for whittling... but he wasn't expecting it quite like THIS! 💦💦

Commission for @loremaster22.bsky.social!

Comments

daxhush.bsky.social•1 day ago

... for the love of god, before you reply, -please- do not try to tell me about how unsafe this is, or detail to me about any potential injuries they could incur from this. You should not replicate the actions in this piece

it's funny furry porn, trust me, that's the LAST thing I wanna think about.

caelumthewolf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Won’t stop me from having an internal anxiety attack..

sabadoo.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Our primal ancestors most likely did lots of dangerous tasks with their dingles flopping around and we're still here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ozavic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tbh, if anyone could be safe in this situation an Elephant would be a good bet, their hide is crazy resistant

wkdart.bsky.social•1 day ago

I, for one, believe more furry porn should involve more chainsaws, and possibly other fun obstacles!

sfmdemon.bsky.social•1 day ago

the chance of injury in this scenario is actually 0% because they are entraped within the freezframe of this panel

nyapolitan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Getting ahead of all those smug "erm ackshually ☝️🤓" e621 commenters I see

daxhush.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ahh, you know me so well! 🐶✨

pawandclawfuzzo.bsky.social•1 day ago

His objective is to make a MASTERPIECE ✨😎
And no dumb splinters are gonna distract him

mpregbestpreg.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's gonna be great by the end, and Murray will boast about its story.

sinenotsign.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nathan's a natural talent at this natural and very fancy sculpting practice! They should both be spokesmen for Huskyvarna to show how BIG and THICK and POWERFUL their tools are at getting the JOB done😊🪓💪🏿💦