To the haters who have long mocked me for my teenage long jump/triple jump success. OH REALLY NO REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS??? - ThreadSky

phlaimeaux.bsky.social • 64 days ago

To the haters who have long mocked me for my teenage long jump/triple jump success. OH REALLY NO REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS???

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bissonette1920.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hope you had fun.

mrlarrieu.bsky.social•64 days ago

Now justify triple jump

desqatarian.bsky.social•64 days ago

😂😂😂

bingmanc.bsky.social•64 days ago

Fly

tamclaughlin.bsky.social•64 days ago

How cool!

peasquish.bsky.social•64 days ago

David, you're so adorable.

tigerpournelle.bsky.social•64 days ago

But have you published?

mannyt1.bsky.social•63 days ago

I would like to see them do that. Lol 😂

debmacc.bsky.social•64 days ago

👏👏👏

robertmcorbett.bsky.social•64 days ago

don't seem that far but mah aiyes are not waht they were and the screen is small but uh just ignore the haters .,.

bobdobalinazilch.bsky.social•64 days ago

You the man.

rjhall.bsky.social•64 days ago

I made my own long jump pit in a field starting around age 10. Got to 24’6” as college senior. Now have severe spinal stenosis

averageatchris.bsky.social•64 days ago

hell yeah this is bad ass

detroit1948.bsky.social•64 days ago

Gold 🥇

ma-at.bsky.social•64 days ago

I completely failed at doing this same thing at a Lake Michigan beach in November so

paart.bsky.social•64 days ago

Is this what you did yesterday? If not I’m not interested 😂

popezebbidiexii.bsky.social•64 days ago

I believe a man can fly.

ginalolabridgetta.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nice clean jump

tmm27.bsky.social•64 days ago

Impressive! Solid 10! Definitely thought you were going to make a splash.

vickifromdowneast.bsky.social•64 days ago

👏👏 Well done!

vulcan800.bsky.social•64 days ago

The fools wait til they are confronted with an obstacle. May it spur you on to perfect your triple jump

orangewaterlilies.bsky.social•64 days ago

Just like trigonometry

loufioravanti.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥇

jasonandrade.bsky.social•64 days ago

TBF this is literally the first I am hearing of your teen long/triple jump success.

Did Queen Victoria applaud?

rev-d00d.bsky.social•64 days ago

Next time, wear an Easter bunny costume

xrnohporter.bsky.social•64 days ago

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD !!

wouterrinos.bsky.social•64 days ago

In the Netherlands we do it like this.

otterhat.bsky.social•63 days ago

I could do that if I wished.

I choose not to.

otterhat.bsky.social•63 days ago

I could do that if I wished.

I choose not to.

lchopalong.bsky.social•64 days ago

Looks like an old siege tactic. Unsure if that person is fleeing work or storming the corporate building!

stevie-yyc.bsky.social•64 days ago

Now do it with a 45 lb backpack! 😉🤣👍

maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social•64 days ago

Unless you show the outtakes, this is fake news!!! People are here to see you fall in the creek! Success is boooooring! 😉

nvtl.bsky.social•64 days ago

Beautiful.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8a-HfNE3EIo

storytimeratlarge.bsky.social•64 days ago

Excellent!!!

meanjean1234.bsky.social•64 days ago

And Who said white men can't jump??? The proof is in the vanilla pudding!!! 😅

djinnx.bsky.social•64 days ago

bluecrabdiva.com•64 days ago

I just wanna give props to you for the patience it took for this I told you so. 🫰🏾 to you! #goals

missalboogie.bsky.social•64 days ago

I love it! Sure footed!

derekmacd18.bsky.social•64 days ago

You haven’t lost it!

doodles12.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nicely done 😊

rockmegarden.bsky.social•64 days ago

Good for your heart!

rabbitpellets.bsky.social•64 days ago

For what it's worth you can cross a lot of space with a pole, rather like a pole vault. It's a Dutch thing. You know, land of canals & all.

socraticparadox26.bsky.social•64 days ago

I've never been so moved

mik.hunts.monster•64 days ago

See, I used to be great at long and high jump, but did you notice what that guy did right before the jump? A run up. When am I going to run in real life?

civilisation.bsky.social•64 days ago

Physical stunts aren't the cornerstone of success in a society built on strategy, communication, and tech. Outthinking AI beats outjumping someone

janbellina.bsky.social•64 days ago

Says the person who can't jump.

civilisation.bsky.social•64 days ago

I was a pretty good swimmer once upon a time😛

friendishly.bsky.social•64 days ago

Aftermath: two hammies pulled and a shattered ankle. But, he DID it!!

carlporterroberts.bsky.social•64 days ago

Good job. I woulda pulled a groin and be floatin' down the river.

xollyolsenx.bsky.social•64 days ago

I knew you had it in you!!!!

blessyourheart32.bsky.social•64 days ago

I've never been prouder to be an american after seeing this.
Send of copy to David Muir for America Strong and get your flowers! 💐🌹🌼

deepmidwinter.bsky.social•64 days ago

I fell short on Machrihanish beach. Serious wetness. In October..
Should have trained properly.

mclaire57.bsky.social•64 days ago

😊

veronicad1.bsky.social•64 days ago

I loved doing those & the high jump (not pole vault) in HS. In my youth I could easily clear the front end of a '63 Buick LeSabe.

Creek jumping on my grandparent's farm was how I started in Track. Jumping barbed wire fences was next. Gives you incentive to clear the hurdles!

artofnar.bsky.social•64 days ago

markdeepwater.bsky.social•64 days ago

Gold

themodhostess.bsky.social•64 days ago

How do we know this wasn’t Stunt Doddles?

sueshel.bsky.social•64 days ago

You show ‘em’

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