I have three types of ttrpg characters:

1. So incredibly stupid it’s a miracle they can talk, but hurt them and even the gods will fight you

2. Feral chaotic gremlin who either wins everything or is on the reaper’s speed dial

3. Stare. Intense stare. Witty one liner. Stare.
i have three types of ttrpg characters:

1. Large Woman
2. “i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass.”
3. tummy* hurts but is being so brave about it
*unrealistically traumatic childhood

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